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Face-Punching Teen Girl Gang Terrorizes Berkeley Women

Three teenage girls are wanted by UC police in Berkeley after they assaulted two women on Dwight Way and Prospect Streets near a residential part of the UC Berkeley campus. The Oakland Tribune

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Deplorable Teen Attempts To Steal Fish In Her Purse, Punches Out Supermarket Employee

Teens? What won't they do for market fresh fish? In South San Francisco Wednesday evening, a 19-year-old lady allegedly stuffed her purse full of fish at the Pacific Supermarket on El Camino Real,

Teens Throwing Parties in Vacant Contra Costa County Houses

Once again proving that we should be careful with this whole "set the world on fire, burn brighter than the sun" stuff, a group of teens decided to appropriate an empty Concord home

Knife Crime 2012: Teen Stabbed Repeatedly At Ocean Beach Bonfire

A high school party at Ocean Beach went all wrong last Saturday night when a drunken teen who "kept talking crap" was stabbed half a dozen times by three suspects, apparently also attendees

Horrible Youths Steal Kid's Skateboard At Gunpoint

An 11-year-old boy had his after-school skateboard session completely ruined by a gun-toting youth and his friends last Friday. The kid had been hanging out with his skateboard near the intersection of Leland

Teen Attacks Home With Pitchfork, Hurts Himself

An unhinged 15-year-old attempted to break in to the home of an elderly woman while brandishing a terrifying gardening tool in Half Moon Bay yesterday evening. The kid, who was apparently from two

Smartphone Envy Fuels Teen Girl Gang's String Of Robberies

In the outer districts, San Francisco police are on the hunt for a teen girl gang accused of swiping smartphones during three separate muggings yesterday. In an anti-feminist twist to the story, the

Was Your Bike Stolen Recently? Police Recover 21 During Craigslist Bust

Two teenagers were busted with a cache of 21 stolen bicycles in Ingleside Heights yesterday. Cops in the neighborhood nabbed the two 17-year-old boys after one victim of bike theft spotted his ride

Photo: Joyriding Thieves Ram Stolen Car Into Produce Market

On Mission Street last night, an apparently stolen car ended up crashing right in to the front gate of Casa Guadalupe Produce Market near the intersection with 26th Street. According to witnesses on

Fisherman's Wharf Sexual Assault Suspect Identified As SoCal Teen

SFPD have identified the man wanted for assaulting a young tourist in the bushes near Fisherman's Wharf as 18-year-old Christopher Dutel from Southern California. According to an SFPD spokesman, the girl "voluntarily separated"

Deplorable Teens Attempt To Rob S.F. High School

Three teenage boys attempting to swipe computer equipment from the International Studies Academy in Potrero Hill were busted after a witness nearby spotted the boys using a chair to scramble through a window

Monday Morning Roundup: Mirkarimi's Mysterious Mugshot

No seriously, what's up with Ross Mirkarimi's mugshot? [Chron] Fancy people things: The S.F. Ballet Gala at city hall included one gown apparently designed to resemble a wedding cake. [SFWire] Citizen journalist

Deplorable Teens Busted For Mugging North Beach Alleyway Urinator

Rounding out the year in deplorable teen news, KRON4 reports that three underagers were busted for mugging a 36-year-old man while he took a leak in a North Beach alleyway. The victim, who

Deplorable Teen Busted for Fowl Concord Murders

In the sleepy far east suburb of Concord, California a 17-year-old boy has been arrested for the serial murder of at least two dozen migratory waterfowl. In five separate incidents over the past

Oakland Teen Busted For Armed Carjackings

In deplorable teen news: a 14-year-old kid from Oakland was arrested by San Leandro police earlier this week in connection with four cases of grand theft auto. The teen and his accomplice, an

Deplorable Teens Busted After Knocking Off Richmond District Medical Marijuana Dealer

Two late-stage teenagers from Alameda are in police custody after raiding the Richmond district home of a medical marijuana distributor Saturday afternoon. According to police, 18-year-old Kevin Carey Harvell II pulled a handgun

Deplorable Teens Attempt to Steal Computers All Over SoMa

Kids these days! Who even knows what they're in to anymore? Lackluster attempts at stealing computers, apparently. Two separate incidents were reported today in which grabby teenagers with little to no respect for

Cops Seeking Deplorable Post-Teenagers Who Attacked a Man With a Scooter

Last night around 10:30 p.m. a group of three men in their 20s attacked a 40-year-old victim in the Tenderloin by beating him with a Razor scooter on Ellis Street near