SF News Our Little Nancy Steps In It "And if [bin Laden] is caught tomorrow, it is five years too late. He has done more damage the longer he has been out there. But, in fact, the damage that he has
SF News Steroids, Again ESPN is also reporting Patrick Arnold, the man credited with developing THG is saying the very same thing about Barry. You know, we've softened a bit in our No Barry in '07 position.
SF News North Beach is Italian For Even Less Fun After cracking down on the North Beach Street Festival and the Jazz Fest, it looks like the Powers that Be are all set to crack down on North Beach itself. At issue is
SF News American Football Spectacular: <a href=http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/blackalicious/shallowdays.html>"I Just Keep Movin' On, Movin' On..."</a> * St. Louis vs. San Francisco Sunday, September 17, 2006. 1:15 PM, PST. Week 02 The Battle Of The Incompletes And no, we're not referring to a glance at our college transcript. These
SF News SchwarzenWatcher Watches "the Daily Show" We've tried to make fun of this whole Hackgate thing and we thought we did a slightly better than a half-assed job, but we have been bested. And so now we bow to
SF News American Football Spectacular: The Saddest Game Ever. The Chargers utterly dominated the Raiders on both sides of the ball in an ugly display that carried no positive inertia. The men of the Silver And Black were dominated, cowed, and blown
SF News Everybody Must Get Stoned Actually, it's not calling for decriminalizing but something almost along the lines-- declaring it "the lowest law enforcement priority." This would put it on the same level as other non-enforced crimes such public
SF News <a href=http://gorillamask.net/videoelnino.shtml>El Nino Is Spanish For the Nino</A> El Nino is a weather pattern that occurs every so often, in which temperatures in parts of the Pacific warm up and change weather patterns. In California, it'll usually means more rain, the
SF News SchwarzenWatcher Gets Hacked Anyways, after the tape was leaked, Arnie's office announced that they had proof that somebody had broken into the computer system. They suspected someone from the Angelides camp and had proof to back
Arts & Entertainment U-S-A Loses Again What is it with Americans going oversees and losing in sports that should be ours? First it was our soccer team, then our basketball team, and now this-- Alameda's very own Craig "Hot
SF News Gavin Gets Tough on Crime The measures will cost $3.7 million which means the Board of Supervisors have to weigh in on it. This is where the fun begins because the Board have been pretty cranky about
SF News SchwarzenWatcher Goes to the Library The book was written by Barbara Outland Baker who was his live in girlfriend during Arnie's weightlifting heyday, back in the early 70's. Of course, y'all want the dirt and there's plenty of
SF News Wolf Appeal Denied "Wolf does not claim that he filmed anything confidential nor that he promised anyone anonymity or confidentiality. Therefore, this case does not raise the usual concerns in cases involving journalists." Wolf, however, disagreed
SF News What's the Score, Boys? What Did Bugs Bunny Do? What's With the Carrot League Baseball Today? Cardinals 34- Niners 27: Sometimes a loss can be a victory and this is one of those losses that looks like a victory. Except in the win column where it really counts. The
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink The End of Kelly's Burgers? While walking down 16th today we noticed something off, something unusual, something different and then we figured out what it was-- Kelly's Burgers looked not only closed but boarded up. The familiar outdoor
SF News The SFist NFL Preview: The American Football Spectacular Previews the Raiders Thank goodness. It is here. Let the games count once more, o sweet departed St. Tagliabue, let the National Football League's Regular Season mercifully come. Once more for our entertainment, the 32 franchises
SF News Schwartzenwatcher Has a Big Mouth Your latest victim of taped recordings is our Governor who is occasionally taping himself for all the future historians out there to document his governing genius. As if. A six minute part of
SF News The SFist NFL Preview: We Break the Season Down a Day Late And a Dollar Short There's usually two ways we go about doing this. One of them is to compare something in sports to something in pop culture. Like "What Member of the 2006 Yankees is Like a
SF News The SFist NFL Preview: Your Complete 2006 NFL Regular Season Guesstimate So, here's how we think it'll play out. In this preview, each division's teams are ranked in order of their predicted finish from first to last. Then, musical acts from each NFL team's
SF News We Are the Coach Gone Wild So last Saturday, this 36 year old father is watching his thirteen year old son play youth league football in Stockton. The 36 year old father is also an assistant coach on his
SF News The SFist Football Preview: Your 2006 49ers-- "Separating Wheat From <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaff>Chaff</a>" Thank goodness. Let it come. Let the games count once more, we pray you, let the National Football League's Regular Season begin. Once more for our entertainment, the thirty-two franchises will clamber over
SF News Who Reads Yesterdays Sports Papers? First, onto baseball: The Giants are now on a three-game roll after taking two from the Cubbies and beating the Reds in ten innings Monday. Your Black & Orange hero? Shea Hillenbrand who
SF News The SFist NFL Preview: What the Experts Say So this year, as we approach NFL '06, we read through the experts to see what they have to say about our two local teams. This year, they all pretty much said the
misc We're Going to Need a Bigger Boat Just in time for the kiddies as they go back to school, the Monterey Bay Aquarium (or the Sausalito Aquarium for you Trekkies out there and yes, that's our second Star Trek IV
misc Our Eyes...They Burn... When they saw us, the guy just turned around with not even a look of surprise in his face and stared back. Like a raccoon. No "oops, we just got busted" face or
