SF News Mark Zuckerberg Will Save California! The messiah Mark Zuckerberg is poised to save California and its impending financial ruin. More or less. How so? Facebook will have to pay so very many millions in taxes after the initial
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink S.F. Gay Dance Party's Confusing Pico de Gallo Racism Controversy Hard French, El Rio's award-winning afternoon queer dance party in the Mission District, turned soft over the weekend after several of its Facebook followers (i.e., commenters) took offense to their naming their
SF News Car Kills Pedestrian In Laurel Heights An unidentified woman died late Sunday night after pick-up truck struck and killed her in Laurel Heights at Masonic and Euclid. The victim, heading west, was struck at around 5:30 p.m.
SF News Four-Alarm Fire Tears Through Apartment Building At Valencia & Duboce At least 37 were displaced over the weekend after a four-alarm fire tore through a Victorian on Valencia and Duboce just before 10 a.m. on Sunday. The residential building is located across
SF News Day Around The Bay: 4-Inch iPhone Rumors Swirl Why you should believe the 4-inch iPhone rumor. [CNN] Peter Mel named Big Wave World Tour champion. [Santa Cruz Sentinel] Oakland's treasurer recommends terminating Goldman Sachs deal. [East Bay Express] Another senseless knife
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Cinco De Mayo Approaches, So Here's A Margarita Recipe Saturday is Cinco de Mayo, the time of year when some of the worst revelers go out at night to do bodyshots on bar tops. (Seeing as how it falls on a Saturday
SF News Young Tech CEO Calls Facebook 'The Most Important Company Of Our Lifetime' Darian Shirazi — a former front-end software developer for Facebook who now runs Radius, a small-to-medium business sales intelligence company located here in San Francisco — talked to Bloomberg West recently. During the interview, the
SF News Look Up To The Sky Saturday Night To See The 'Super Moon' Saturday night's full moon (i.e., a somewhat rare "super moon") promises to be 14 percent larger and 30 percent brighter than your average dingy full moon. Why? Well, according to NASA, it
SF News Hazmat Situation In Emeryville Prompts Shelter-In-Place [Updated] A "hydrogen-related" hazmat situation in Emeryville has prompted a shelter-in-place for residents as well as the complete shutdown for Emery Secondary School. The incident occurred at 45th and San Pablo. We'll update as
SF News Day Around The Bay: Foie Gras Ban Cometh Legislature says there will be no repeal of foie gras ban. Weep. [Inside Scoop] We really want Google+ to succeed. It's just... you know. [TechCrunch] Fire Hydrant destroyed on Ygnacio Valley Road in
Arts & Entertainment Wiggle PSA: The Musical! As noted on Uptown Almanac today, the Wiggle got its very own PSA. And it's a musical to boot! (Let the Smashization of all PSAs commence!) While there's no mention about the pedestrian
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Video: Brutal Condiment Fight Proves Dolores Park Playground Needs Fence A harrowing scene was captured on tape recently as ranch dressing and ketchup duked it out on the Dolores Park playground. Ranch, the clear winner since it's the superior condiment, was minding its
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Taco Conf 2012: A Conference Based On Tacos & Bicycles At long last a conference will be held in honor of tacos, the superior taqueria treat. Taco Conf 2012 brings together tacos and cycling where one can pedal around both sides of the
SF News Sweet Jesus, Make It Stop: Pablo Sandoval Is Injured! Oh geez. The San Francisco Giants were dealt another blow after Pablo Sandoval, arguably the team's best hitter, fractured his left hamate bone. (It's the "small, hook-like bone at the base of the
SF News Damaged Valencia Street Businesses Might Be Fined By City, Receive Bank Donation [Updated] Following Monday night's splinter group mini-riot that befell parts of the Mission (most notably on Valencia Street), Wells Fargo donated a whopping $25,000 to aid the more than 20 small businesses that
SF News Day Around The Bay: Donating To Yuppie Valencia Street Stores Top 10 least expensive properties for sale in the Financial District. [Curbed] Mill Valley, charming? [Chronicle] Please vote for SFist for "Best Local News Site" and/or "Best Culture Blog." Or not. SF
SF News North Carolina Pastor Suggests Parents Beat The Gay Out Of Their Kids Crazy person Sean Harris, senior pastor of the Berean Baptist Church in North Carolina, delivered a terrifying sermon on Sunday to his congregation suggesting that parents "crack" their fey sons' limp wrists, rein
Arts & Entertainment Video: Berkeley Freshman's Rad Automated Dorm Room Now, this is the roommate we always wanted in college. UC Berkeley freshman Derek Low turned his dorm at aesthetically-jarring Unit 2 into something special and magical. Low fashioned his drab room on
Arts & Entertainment New Blog Pokes Fun At Lower Haight Homeless Lady [Updated] Well, this is enthralling/depressing. A new Tumblr account (noted in today's Morning Links) called Lower Haight Sleeping Bag Lady asks obnoxious Lower Haight residents and its fans to submit photos of a
SF News Photo: Cop Doused With Paint During Oakland May Day Melee Jeez. According to @abc7newsbayarea, this officer (one of several) was drenched in a substance believed to be yellow paint during today's May Day protest in Oakland. As SFist reported earlier that paint was
SF News Day Around The Bay: Pimento Cheese Ball Pops For maximum flavor, make these pimento cheese ball pops today. [Food for the Thoughtless] Facebook IPO set for May 18th. Brace yourselves. [WSJ] 888 Turk reoccupied. [SFBG] Judy Davis was at Jake's On
