SF News 49ers Begin Lobbying Effort For Another Bay Area Super Bowl The year is 2022: Flying cars dot the skyscape, Google Glass 3.0 adorns everyone's face, and people consume only Soylent (or one of its offshoots). Oh yeah, and the Super Bowl is
SF News Uber Is Now Delivering Joe Montana To Play Touch Football With You As part of a week-long series of events meant to co-promote the company next to Super Bowl 50, San Francisco-based Uber will deliver you to 49er football legend Joe Montana for a game
Arts & Entertainment Could Raiders Take Move Out Of Sharing Economy Playbook And Split Levi's Stadium? Sharing a stadium or venue is hardly new, and currently it's the somewhat modest proposal from the content generators at the Tribune News Service in a story run by the Examiner: "Raiders should
SF News Santa Clara Getting $4 Million To Cover Super Bowl Costs, SF Gets Zero Supervisor Jane Kim is not stoked about Super Bowl 50. In a press release sent out late this afternoon by her office, the Supervisor breaks down her displeasure with the fact that San
Arts & Entertainment 49ers' New Coach Is 'A Weirdo,' Loves Ricky Martin And 'The Lion King' After an abysmal season, the San Francisco 49ers have announced they will bring in a new head coach to turn the team around. Well, we learned this morning that the organization has made
SF News Man Sues 49ers After Stadium Staff Allegedly Detain Him And Service Dog, Leading To Seizure The San Francisco 49ers have found themselves on the receiving end of a lawsuit, after a Placerville man filed suit in San Jose federal court last Thursday alleging that the team denied both
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does The Niners: Tomsula Fired After SF Beats St. Louis In Overtime by Daisy Barringer Trent Baalke will remain the GM and York’s not going anywhere either. Sigh. Congrats! You did it. You survived one of the most brutal years of San Francisco 49ers
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does The Niners: SF Loses To Detroit 32-17, No One Cares by Daisy Barringer Someone last week suggested that instead of writing a column about the 49ers this week, I instead create a list of 49 things you’d be better off doing than
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does the Niners: SF Loses 10th Game Of The Season To The Cincinnati Bengals by Daisy Barringer There's really nothing left to say. The only good thing is that this embarrassment of a season ends in two weeks. The 49ers could win one more; I hope they
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does the Niners: SF Is Laughably Bad In 24-10 Loss To Cleveland Browns by Daisy Barringer If after last week’s shocking overtime win against the Bears we were worried the 49ers looked just good enough for Jed York to rationalize keeping Jim Tomsula and Geep
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does the Niners: Blaine Gabbert Helps SF Get First Road Win Of The Season by Daisy Barringer In the past 20 years, I’ve only missed one 49ers game and it’s because I was in the middle of nowhere, New Mexico, and though amazing to see,
SF News 49ers Fans Pay $1K To Fly Polite Banner Telling Jed York To Get Lost As Daisy noted among the doings of her bedraggled 49ers who this week suffered a somewhat less than grim defeat to Arizona, the writing was on the wall — or rather, in the sky
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does The Niners: SF Manages To Not Get Pummeled In 19-13 Loss To Arizona by Daisy Barringer I’ve been a 49ers season ticket holder since I moved back to San Francisco in 2007 and during that time, I didn’t miss a single home game at
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does the Niners: SF Continues to Suck in 29-13 Loss to Seattle by Daisy Barringer I used to be really into this show Vampire Diaries on the CW. I found the plot line intriguing two really hot vampire brothers (one honorable, one selfish) move back
Arts & Entertainment Colin Kaepernick's Career With The 49ers Might Be Over Colin Kaepernick's troubled season has come to an end as the 49ers placed him on Injured Reserve, and it could also mean an end to his career with the team. The quarterback might
SF News Now Aldon Smith's Been Suspended From The Raiders For Substance Abuse Former 49er Aldon Smith, who got suspended from that team last year and ultimately released from his contract following a gun charge and a couple of DUIs and who's been arrested a total
SF News Super Bowl 50 Committee Asks San Francisco To Take Down Muni Wires The bundle of joy that is Super Bowl 50 has found yet another way to mess with your commute. Not content to take over Justin Herman Plaza and a chunk of the Embarcadero
SF News As Much As They Might Want To, Santa Clara's City Council Can't Legally Enforce A Levi's Stadium Booze Ban Bad news for all the schadenfreudians who snickered over a possible booze ban at Levi's Stadium: According to Santa Clara's City Attorney, the governing body that was mulling the prohibition doesn't actually have
Arts & Entertainment Cheap Tickets Not Enough To Lure Wary Fans To Sunday's 49ers Game Yesterday's victory over the Atlanta Falcons brought the San Francisco 49ers their third win of the season, and showcased the talents of second string quarterback Blaine Gabbert. However, if Sunday's showing from fans
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does the Niners: Gabbert Leads 49ers to 17-16 Victory Over Atlanta by Daisy Barringer Last week the 49ers lost and I was bothered by the fact that I wasn’t sad. This week, the 49ers won and I’m bothered by the fact that
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does The Niners: SF Looks Horrendous In 27-6 Loss To St. Louis It’s pretty clear the 49ers have some major issues to address. by Daisy Barringer While you were all out hiking and brunching and having morning sex or whatever it is normal, happy
Arts & Entertainment Photo: Here's What You Do With An Inflatable Penis At A 49ers Game Thanks for fucking us this season @JedYork @49ers pic.twitter.com/GqlIuP0ED0— Ashley ☾ (@trashleyyxo) October 23, 2015 Hey, remember that inflatable penis mentioned in yesterday's Daisy Does The Niners? Well, there it is
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does the Niners: SF Forgets to Play Football, Loses to Seattle 20-3 by Daisy Barringer This team is a joke. This season is a joke. This stadium’s a joke. The only problem? No one’s laughing. While I am sure we all agree that
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does The Niners: SF Defeats The Struggling Ravens For Win Number Two by Daisy Barringer What is it about football that turns intelligent, thoughtful people into irrational idealists? Like, yes, the 49ers beat the Ravens yesterday, and yes, the team looked pretty good doing so,
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does the Niners: SF's Losing Streak Continues; Giants Defeat 49ers 30-27 by Daisy Barringer The headlines this morning are pretty funny. “49ers Drop Heartbreaker to the Giants,” “49ers, Colin Kapernick Suffer Heartbreak in Meadowlands,” “49ers Lose a Heartbreaker.” Why are they funny, you ask?
