Arts & Entertainment What Does Joe Montana Have Against Tony Bennett? Legendary 49ers quarterback Joe Montana does not like San Francisco's unofficial theme song, apparently. The four-time Super Bowl champ spent some time signing autographs for charity this weekend, but he had one very
Arts & Entertainment Meanwhile, At Levi's Stadium... Carbon footprint be damned, workers install seating at Levi's Stadium today, unwrapping each one box by box. Yikes. The 49ers' new home will open in August.
SF News 49er Aldon Smith Arrested At LAX, Claims He Had A Bomb Whether you're a clueless 14-year-old "white girl" or a lauded football star, offhand comedic bits about committing acts of terrorism don't land well with authorities. Take, for example, 49ers linebacker Aldon Smith who
SF News Kaepernick Responds To 'Suspicious Incident' Brouhaha A day after Colin Kaepernick was named in a police report regarding an incident in Florida — erroneously billed as a sexual assault by TMZ, which was then picked up by other media outlets,
SF News 49ers QB Colin Kaepernick Involved In 'Suspicious Incident' [Update] TMZ reports that lauded San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick is under investigation for sexual assault. The alleged incident occurred at the Viceroy Hotel in Miami earlier this month.* [Update: TMZ's report was
Arts & Entertainment Watch 49ers Coach Jim Harbaugh Do Pushups With A Walrus We already know that San Francisco 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh has mastered the sport of basketball, so now it looks like he's on to the next big challenge: training the creatures of the
Arts & Entertainment Watch 49ers Coach Jim Harbaugh Master The Sport Of Basketball San Francisco 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh demonstrated that he's at least a double threat at a college basketball game last night, when he sank a shot from mid-court. Just two days after he
SF News Kaepernick Confirms 49ers Would Be Cool With Gay Teammate Following on a rumor last week that a San Francisco 49er was set to the come out of the closet very soon, quarterback Colin Kaepernick just made a public statement saying he and
SF News 49ers Owner Says We Can Crucify Player Who Made Homophobic Remarks. OK! Just days after NFL-bound Michael Sam told the world "I am an openly, proud gay man," one local reporter reminded us the trouble the 49ers have run into when attempting to navigate issues
Arts & Entertainment Hero: Rabid 49ers Fan Crashes Seahawks Super Bowl Victory Parade Take that Seahawks were not afraid from you..!!! #Seahawkssucks pic.twitter.com/ArIq4nuW2L— 49er 4 Life (@Supraez) February 5, 2014 This brave soul showed up to today's Seahawks Super Bowl victory parade drenched
Arts & Entertainment Seahawks-49ers NFC Championship Game Was Rigged, Says Conspiracy Theory Video At the risk of ripping off your scabs without giving the wounds time to heal, here's a 15-minute YouTube conspiracy theory video about how the NFL rigged the NFC Championship in favor of
Arts & Entertainment Jim Harbaugh's Pants Embroiled In Khaki Marketing Battle The 49ers' season may be over, but speculation over the sartorial choices of coach Jim Harbaugh remains. As anyone who's watched a Niners game in the last three years can attest, Harbaugh favors
SF News Fresno: 49ers Bandwagoner Allegedly Shoots Two Seattle Fans Fanning the flames of the smoldering Seattle vs. San Francisco war, a double shooting in Fresno reportedly began after a couple of Seahawks fans taunted a "new" 49ers fan. According to the Fresno
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does The Niners: NFC Championship Game Ends In Heartbreak (By Daisy Barringer) I’m not into feelings. I don’t like feeling anger or sadness. Don’t even get me started on disappointment, though it’s often one of the hardest to
Arts & Entertainment Video: Richard Sherman Goes Ballistic On Michael Crabtree After NFC Win After the Seahawks beat the 49ers 23-17 to win the NFC Championship Game, cornerback Richard Sherman went nuts on Michael Crabtree during an interview with Erin Andrews. Why? Something about hurt feelings and
Arts & Entertainment NFC Championship Game: Seattle Ends San Francisco's Super Bowl Run 23-17 If you're everyone else in town, you're watching the NFC Championship game between the San Francisco 49ers and the Seattle Seahawks, but the photographers of the Associated Press are watching it from much
Arts & Entertainment S.F. Symphony Harpist Caught Kaepernicking It appears that noted SF Symphony musicians have had a change of heart when it comes to major league sports and proper respect, care of this shot showing harpist Douglas Rioth pulling a
Arts & Entertainment 49ers Preview: S.F. Faces Seattle in NFC Championship Game (By: Daisy Barringer) Here’s how important this game is to me: I unexpectedly lost my job this week, but I haven’t even had time or inclination to mope about it or
Arts & Entertainment Why Does S.F. Hate Seattle Seahawks Fans So Much? Understanding why Dodgers fans are deplorable is a no-brainer. Giants fans, rightfully so, treat them like their creepy second cousin on the sex offenders registry. Every family has one, but no one wants
Arts & Entertainment Meanwhile, In Washington: 49ers Jersey Desecration Office coordinator Greg Payne of the House Chief Clerk's office placed a 49ers jersey on the floor to his office in support of the Seattle Seahawks, who play the 49ers Sunday in the
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does the Niners: SF Beats Carolina; Advances To NFC Title Game (By Daisy Barringer) I thought the score would be closer. I thought Carolina’s defense would play tougher. And I thought we’d be biting our nails all the way through the fourth
Arts & Entertainment Video: Pastor Delivers 1-Minute Sermon In Order To Watch 49ers Playoffs Way, way over in Butte, Montana, Pastor/49er zealot Tim Christensen of Gold Hill Lutheran Church cut things short with God on Sunday in order to watch SF beat Carolina. "Would you all
Arts & Entertainment Niners Preview: SF Heads To Carolina For Critical Divisional Playoffs (By Daisy Barringer) Last week's win against Green Bay did not come easy. In fact, the stress of the peaks and valleys left most viewers physically exhausted. San Francisco fans should not expect
Arts & Entertainment PHOTO: S.F. City Hall Shows Its 49ers Pride In honor of making the 49ers making the playoffs, San Francisco City Hall dons red and yellow (gold?) hues. Fancy. (Photo by Erik Wilson.)
