SF News Some Fool Climbed The Statue At Dolores And Market And The Fire Department Had To Help Him Down A possibly intoxicated/high/balls-tripping idiot decided to climb the pegasus statue at the end of Dolores Street yesterday, across from the Whole Foods, tried to ride it like a horse, and then
SF News Stabbing Briefly Closes Haight Street Whole Foods The Whole Foods store on Stanyan and Haight Streets was briefly closed this morning after a shoplifter stabbed a security guard. SF Gate reports that at around 8:15 this morning, a security
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Health Department to Whole Foods: There's No Such Thing As Just One Maggot Maggotgate 2014 continues today, and KRON4 will not rest until every last larvae has been eliminated from the Noe Valley Whole Foods. According to KRON4, San Francisco's finest source of bad behavior and
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Noe Valley Whole Foods Afflicted With Maggot Infestation Whole Foods clerk and maggot whistleblower Marc Melancon tells a horrifying tale of something squirmy he found in the Noe Valley store's meat case. According to Melancon, he found "more than 40" disgusting
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Blue Bottle's Iced Coffee Hits Stores Mid-March, Comes In Adorable Milk Carton After years of talk, noted Bay Area coffee purveyor Blue Bottle Coffee will release a packaged version of its New Orleans Iced Coffee in Whole Foods stores starting this month. Unlike the bottled
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Some Thoughts On The New Dolores Whole Foods It's been about a week since San Francisco's newest Whole Foods, its seventh location, opened on Market and Dolores. Located directly across Market Street from Safeway, which is in turn located across Church
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Meanwhile, In Halloween Hell... Because putting razor blades inside apples isn't cruel enough, Whole Foods wants you to hand out pretzels (the raisins of savory snacking) to children this Halloween.
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink One Person Very Upset About Potrero Whole Foods Charging For Wi-Fi When Whole Foods isn't scaring the bejeezus out of us with clown signage, they're stealing our hard-earned American dollars. See, the Portreo Hill Whole Foods now required a "donation" of $5 to use
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Behold, SOMA Whole Food's Frightening Sandwich Board We are a regular at the SOMA Whole Foods, but we failed to come across this bit of spookery. Doug Madey (of Ice Tubes), however, did. He writes, "Whole Foods SOMA has the
misc Meanwhile, In Sweden... We came across this parenting doohickey while shopping at Whole Foods in SoMa. Just about lost our appetite, we did. See, this here is The Snotsucker from Sweden. Basically, as one of our
SF News Whole Foods Haight Almost Ready For Business Next Wednesday, the former shopping sphincter formerly known as Cala Bell in the Upper Haight will be officially replaced with a brand new Whole Foods. While this may appear non-newsworthy to those of
SF News Signs of Impending Apocalypse: Whole Foods Finally Approved for Market Street After three years of meetings and discussion the Planning Commission has unanimously decided to move forward on construction of a Whole Foods location on Market Street at Dolores. Per the Examiner, the corner
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Haight Whole Foods Slated for December The Whole Foods at Stanyan and Haight is set to open by December just in time for the holiday season. Joy. And while many young urban professionals complain that this could further a
SF News Noe Valley Whole Foods Opens Today, Controversy Ensues The grand opening of San Francisco's fifth Whole Foods is happening right this very second over at 3950 24th Street in Noe Valley. Supervisor Bevan Dufty will be there to cut the tape.
misc Whole Foods Customers: Have You Been Boycotting? We were reminded yesterday of the recent Whole Foods boycott that's been gaining steam in the past month. Whole Foods CEO John Mackey wrote a Wall Street Journal editorial last month opposing the
SF News Whole Foods Wine Robbery Stopped Plug 1 of What I'm Seeing came across this scene at the Whole Foods located a block away from SFist HQ, over on Fourth Street and Harrison. He explains: According to one of
SF News More Upper Market Whole Foods Rendering Revealed The fine folks over at Curbed came across new, new renderings of the planned Upper Market Whole Foods. And it looks a lot like something you might find in the Mission Bay/South
misc Photo du Jour 382 Finding peace in the Middle East, one Potrero Hill Whole Foods men's room diaper changing station at a time.
SF News Whole Foods Castro The fine folks over at Curbed have an artistic rendering of what the new Castro Whole Foods will look like. It's scheduled to replace the old Ford dealership on Market and Dolores. Slated
SF News No Whole Foods for Haight? The Haight-Ashbury Neighborhood Council just gave the Whole Foods/(unaffordable) condo project - which would have nested at Haight and Stanyan streets, where the world's scariest Cala Foods used to reside - a
misc Haight Neighbors Make Compelling Argument Despite Lack of Design Skills We live just up the street from Haight and Stanyan, and the other day someone dropped off a flyer about how Whole Foods is eager to transform the former Cala Foods (now a
misc Tax Day Relief at Whole Foods But for all you anal retentive types who, like, know how to balance a checkbook and look at your receipts, Whole Foods can help alleviate some of your tax-day worry. Today they're paying
misc Photo du Jour 39 Organic aerosol pancake batter, folks, found at Whole Foods. Any good? Photo credit: SFist
SF News 518,000 Lose Power Due to Storm, Countless Lose Patience Due to Muni Disruption Since we're reportedly under the breeziness of "hurricane"-like winds, can we name the storm? If so, can we name it "Mary-Kate," then? Great. In addition to shutting down the Richmond Bridge, closing
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink UPDATE: Being Prepared for Not Being Prepared: Grocery Stores Open Late? Every year at Thanksgiving, you're bound to forget one or two critical items. A shallot, cooking twine, mushrooms, Ketel One -- something will slip your mind and you run the risk of having
