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Video: Horrible California Woman Doesn't See A Problem With Her Racist Obama Assassination Status Update

With one Facebook status update on election night, a California woman went from Cold Stone Creamery employee in the forgettable town of Turlock, CA to infamous racist under investigation by the Secret Service.

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Video: Bird Poops On Fox Anchor During World Series Report

McCovey Cove outside AT&T Park is full of seagulls flying high above. Seagulls with full bellies waiting to take acrobatic craps. However, FOX40 Sacramento anchor Paul Robins might not have been

Giants Mistakenly Sold Hunter Pence's Shattered Bat

The San Francisco Giants accidentally sold Hunter Pence's shattered bat for a mere $400. Oops. Pence, who regularly names his bats [insert your own phallic joke here] called this one "Fryer." He hit

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Watch Tim Lincecum Make Ejaculation Joke After Being Hit In The Face With Champagne

Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum made not one but two daring remarks on camera while celebrating today's NLDS win against the Reds. After being hit in the face with a sparkling wine care of

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Neocon Radio Host Michael Savage To Stage Comeback

Noted vaudevillian and former beatnik Michael Savage has been off the air since last month, due to, well, his Michael Savageness, but the former star plans a dramatic comeback return to the airwaves

Justice Scalia Says Bans On Abortion, Sodomy Are 'Absolutely Easy'

At a speaking engagement at Washington’s American Enterprise Institute this week, Justice Antonin Scalia was just being himself as he made several off-hand remarks about how easy it would be, constitutionally, to

Schwarzenegger Talks 'Total Recall,' Recalls Other Dumb Things To Say

Aging action star, noted adulterer, and former Governor of California Arnold Schwarzeneggar has a new book out today: the highly anticipated and partially crowdsourced autobiography Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story. The

Photo: Fire Hydrant Explosion In Noe Valley

At around 8:30 this morning, the hydrant at Sanchez and Day in Noe Valley was knocked over, creating this glorious/frustrating scene. SFist reader and local photog David Gallagher captured the watery

$1 Million Awarded To Pepper Sprayed UC Davis Students

The University of California will fork over $30,000 to each of the 21 UC Davis students pepper sprayed during last November's Occupy demonstration, "with and an additional $250,000 for their attorneys

They're Having Trouble Washing Anti-Yuppie Graffiti Away at 299 Valencia

Remember how those scrappy, and some might say misguided anarchists went about defacing the lobby windows and sidewalk outside the new condo complex 299 Valencia with phrases like "Fuck Off Yuppies"? Well, the

D7 Candidate Norman Yee 'Made Mistake' Photoshopping John Avalos

Like nothing more than elbow fat off a frail Cosmo cover model, District 7 supervisor candidate Norman Yee photoshopped Supervisor John Avalos out of a recent mailer. Melissa Griffin (we strongly recommend you

Broken Water Main Floods Visitacion Valley

A broken main water line at Sunydale near Bayshore has flooded the area. This watery explosion has affected both water service for Visitacion Valley, Bayview, Ingleside and some Daly City customers, as well

Watch Team Korea Capsize During America's Cup Training

Oops. Team Korea capsized their boat on Saturday, August 18, while training for the America's Cup World Series in the San Francisco Bay. "We were in a little race with Energy Team and

Dumb: Melky Cabrera Created Phony Website To Dodge Drug Suspension

You and the Giants have greater issues at hand (e.g., we're one half a game behind LA) than the stupid, stupid thing Melky Cabrera did, so we will try to be brief

Watch San Francisco Giants Fans Catch Falling Star

"It" player Melky Cabrera caught a ball during the sixth inning of last night's Giants-Padres game at AT&T Park. Also making an important catch? Giants fans who helped Cabrera back up

Boutique Uses 'Dark Knight' Tragedy To Promote Kim Kardashian Inspired Aurora Dress

In a deplorable move to hawk cheap dresses inspired by the likes of Kim Kardashian, online store Celeb Boutique seemingly takes advantage of "#Aurora," which trended on Twitter shortly after the "Dark Knight

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Another Car Drives Into Cement Construction Site; Tourists Look On In Awe

Oh geez. Following on the zippy heels of this Porsche that crashed into a Marina cement construction site in February, this unfortunate family wagon seems to have crashed into a cement construction site

A Houseboat Stuck In The Mud Is Our New Favorite NIMBY Problem

A local man who has spent the past 20 years building a houseboat that he hopes will become Pier 1's next great restaurant has suddenly found his plans literally stuck in the mud.

Oakland Mayor Jean Quan Admits She Screwed Up Something Else

Over in the East Bay, Oaklanders skittish from what we can only assume is the constant wee-ooo-wee-ooo-wee-ooo of Police sirens have been waiting patiently for updates on Mayor Quan's 100 Blocks Initiative. The

Water Main Break At Fisherman's Wharf Leaves Hotel Waterless

A water main break near the Radisson in Fisherman's Wharf has caused all sorts of wetness this morning. The incident occurred at Mason and Beach, effectively shutting down streets in the area. No

Berkeley Police Chief Will Have 10 Cops Look For Your Lost iPhone!

In January, Berkeley Police Chief Michael Meehan's son lost his iPhone. We've all been there, down that harrowing and unimaginably terrifying rabbit hole. So, like any nobel law enforcement official, Meehan had a

Colbert Takes On Rick Santorum's Stupid Claim About California Universities

Disgraced GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum claimed earlier this week that the University of California is responsible for ruining this country because they don't teach American history. This, of course, isn't true. All

Rick Santorum Claims California Universities Are Ruining America

Today at a campaign event in Wisconsin, Republican presidential hopeful and jellybean fan Rick Santorum attempted to demonize California for eroding the values of Heartland, America. Santorum, who also believes that Obama was

Mitt Romney Was A Major Financial Donor To California's Gay-Marriage Ban

The Human Rights Campaign released financial documents today from the National Organization for Marriage (AKA NOM, the organization partially responsible for Proposition 8, California's same-sex marriage ban) that show a staggering $10,000