SF News Daisy Does the Niners: OMG, We Won a Game! By Daisy Barringer The Niners are still in it. Miraculously, our 4-7 record puts us only one game behind division co-leaders, the Seahawks and the Rams, both of whom we play (Seattle at
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: An Open Letter to the Team By Daisy Barringer Dear San Francisco 49ers Players, Coaches, Owners and Front Office Personnel, Yesterday morning, I woke up excited, hopeful and a believer. I dressed for a cold, rainy day at Candlestick,
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Going With Smith, Rams Win, Sourdough Sam By Daisy Barringer I wrote this whole post assuming there would be some sort of quarterback controversy this week, but lo-and-behold, Mike Singletary came out this morning and announced in the press conference
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: London Victory, Playoff Possibilities By Daisy Barringer I’m pretty sure no one even cares about the 49ers right now, but due to the fact that I spent six straight hours at the Blackthorn Tavern watching football
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Panthers Win, Uninspired Smith, Shutting Down by Daisy Barringer You may remember a few weeks ago that I complained about how the 10 a.m. away games were destroying my Sunday morning sex life. Well, I’m sure you’
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: S.F. Wins (Finally) by Daisy Barringer We’d just arrived at Candlestick when I politely declined a scalpers offer to buy tickets and was rewarded with a fairly substantial ass-grab. “That guy just felt my ass!
SF News Stabbing, Beating In Candlestick Parking Lot A fight at Candlestick Park yesterday ended with one victim stabbed and another beaten. "Arriving crews found one man stabbed in the lower part of his body, and another man with a swollen
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Nancy Pelosi, Beer-Soaked Eagles' Fans, Loss No. 5 by Daisy Barringer The ending: Alex Smith throws his second interception while trying to position the 49ers for a game-tying field goal; I cry; the clock winds down; the 49ers lose 27-24; I
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Clements Fumbles, Morning Sex Sacked, Atlanta Wins by Daisy Barringer I don’t know about you, but my favorite part of the weekend is the morning sex. Sleep late, wake up with nothing to do, lounge around in bed well,
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Raye Fired, Davis Nixes Twitter, Chiefs Win by Daisy Barringer I hear yesterday was another glorious day in San Francisco. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping. All that crap. I wouldn’t know because as a ridiculous loyal
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Losing to the Saints by Daisy Barringer Albert Einstein defined insanity as “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” After watching the 49ers lose 25-22 to the Saints in last night’s
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Opening Day by Daisy Barringer For true football fans, opening day of the NFL season is one of the most anticipated events of the year. It’s better than Christmas, better than your birthday, and
SF News The Oakland 49ers? Last Friday, the Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum Authority approved $125,000 to conduct a "feasibility study" into the possibility of building a new football stadium that could host both the Raiders and the 49ers.
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Adios, Playoffs by Daisy Barringer Well kiddos, that’s a wrap. With their loss against the Eagles yesterday and Arizona’s win against Detroit, the 49ers are officially out of playoff contention. Again. For the
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Niners Roast Cardinals by Daisy Barringer The 49ers dominated the Arizona Cardinals last night in a 24-9 victory that kept the Cardinals from clinching the NFC West and, if you’re completely naive and stupidly optimistic
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Turnovers Result In 34-27 Loss by Daisy Barringer Here’s the thing: I’m a Bad Fan. I cuss and yell and get angry. For obvious reasons, my behavior becomes even worse when the 49ers are losing. (And,
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Colts Win By A Nose by Daisy Barringer Here's the thing: I might have a slight emotional problem when it comes to watching football. One need only read my angry tweets on Sundays to realize this. Example: "Person
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Texas Clobbers SF by Daisy Barringer It was only a few short weeks ago that, in a moment of complete naivety and optimism, I declared (using ALL CAPS to boot) the Niners were going to the
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: SF Creamed By Atlanta, 45-10 by Daisy Barringer The Atlanta Falcons destroyed the 49ers yesterday in a sobering 45-10 ass-whooping. And yes, when I say “sobering,” I mean it literally because despite my fervent attempt to drink away
misc American Football Spectacular: Great 49er Mustaches: Kevin Fagan Defensive end Kevin Fagan and his mighty mustache helped hold the line for George Seifert's boxer's-mentality 3-4 defensive scheme during the zenith of San Francisco's 1980s power. Fagan served stolidly in the d-line
misc American Football Spectacular: Great 49er Mustaches: Roger Craig Roger Craig was one of the most versatile running backs the NFL has ever seen. A perfect fit for Bill Walsh's short-passing offensive system, in 1985 Craig became the first man to gain
misc American Football Spectacular: Great 49er Mustaches: Joe Montana When Joe Montana first came to the 49ers from Notre Dame in 1979, he brought this fanciful Fu Manchu style with him. Of course, everything went up from there. Joe grew into the
misc American Football Spectacular: That Mustache Feeling Holy living crap, we love this so much!! This coming Sunday, the 49ers are having a throwback uniform day in the final game of the season as Washington comes to Candlestick. Word is
misc American Football Spectacular: 49er & Ram Songs for The Holiday Season * San Francisco vs. St. Louis Sunday, December 21, 2008. 10:00 AM, PST. Week 16 The Interim Battle Remember when battles between the 49ers and Rams in the 80s, 90s & 00s would
misc Steve Young: Still Elusive! People of Charlotte, we say to you: do not be unkind to Steve Young. As you can see, he is elusive after years of retirement (and those semi-adorable truck ads that your Mom
