After the welcome mat for Musk to join Twitter’s board disappeared, the billionaire has made a bombshell offer to buy every share of Twitter for himself and own the company privately.

Wait, something about a “background check?” Elon Musk suddenly relinquishes his proffered seat on the Twitter board of directors, which could be a nefarious Elon plot, or a sign of his very short attention span.

Typo committers rejoice! The long-requested edit button is coming and has been secretly in the works at Twitter for awhile, just as it turns out Elon Musk’s ascension to the Twitter board of directors had been secretly in the works too.

The flamboyant Tesla CEO is now Twitter’s largest shareholder, as Elon Musk has scooped up more than 73 million shares of Twitter, valued at nearly $3 billion Friday, but now worth a lot more since the sale went public and the stock went booming.