Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: A Little Piece of Amazing This is art, folks. Behold. It's a video of deaf Jehovah's Witnesses signing scripture to discourage others in their flock from masturbating. There are some colorful gestures. Oh, and it's been overdubbed with
Arts & Entertainment 'Busloads' of Shoppers Descend on New Livermore Outlet Mall Attention outlet shoppers! There is a new outlet mall in Livermore and people are already showing up droves and stuffing the parking lots. And newscasters are covering this like it's a natural disaster.
SF News New SF Archbishop Speaks Out About Election, and the 'Redefinition of Marriage' Newly installed Catholic Archbishop of San Francisco, Salvatore Cordileone, would really like everyone to know how disappointed he is in America. The new gay marriage laws passed Tuesday in three states, and the
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Cat Bounce OK, for your post-election pleasure today's palate cleanser is interactive. Open a new tab and play this song. Then click on the link below, click and drag on a few cats, and then,
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Another Gay Bar Bites the Dust: Goodbye Deco Lounge Sad news today that the rumored impending closure of Deco Lounge, on Larkin in the Tenderloin, has come to pass. Mission Mission reports that some new owners are taking over, and they're the
SF News Will London Breed Be the New Chris Daly? We don't know a lot about London Breed beyond the fact that she was a Fire Commissioner, she runs the African American Art and Culture Complex, and she was allegedly pissed at Ed
Arts & Entertainment Ice Rinks Open at Union Square and Justin Herman Plaza Today Not only are they already rolling out the Christmas shit at Walgreen's, but signs of the impending holidays continue with the openings of the Union Square and Embarcadero ice rinks this a.m.
SF News State Props Largely Failed, Except For Human Trafficking, Three Strikes [Updated] California as a state is following suit with many previous elections where, without extensive information or time to study the issues, the average voter here likes to say no to things. Propositions 31,
SF News Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Tips for Coping With Facebook/Twitter Crap This Election Day You probably could have used this weeks ago, but the Onion News Network today brings you some words of advice for "surviving this onslaught of unbearable garbage" you'll be subjected today all Election
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Regarding Prop 37, Its Corporate Detractors, and Why It Probably Won't Pass Proposition 37, for those not keeping track, would make California the first state in the nation to require food manufacturers and farmers to label any foods containing GMOs, or genetically modified organisms. And
SF News More D5 Drama: Eliana Lopez Weighs In On 'Olague Bullies' In case you haven't heard, about 900 people are running for Supervisor in District 5, the district recently supervised by Sheriff Ross Mirkarimi, and temporarily covered the past eleven months by Christine Olague.
SF News Man Killed in Muni Tunnel Friday ID'd The man who was struck and killed by a Muni Metro train Friday morning near Montgomery Station has been identified as 37-year-old Aman Melles of Oakland. As the Chron reports. It's still not
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Rupaul Calls Romney 'Unspookable' Logo and NewNowNext are airing an election special tonight (10:30 p.m., after Rupaul's Drag Race All-Stars: Untucked), hosted by out lesbian comedian Wanda Sykes, and featuring Ru him/herself. Listen as
SF News 25-Year-Old Jumped By Several Men, Gravely Injured Outside Richmond District Bar A 25-year-old male was left with life-threatening head injuries late Saturday/early Sunday when he was jumped by a group of several males and kicked repeatedly in the head. This happened around 1
SF News 35-Year-Old Possibly Facing Life In Prison On LSD, Ecstasy Charges A San Francisco man was just convicted in federal court of conspiring to sell ecstasy, possessing ecstasy with intent to distribute, and possessing more than 10 grams of LSD with intent to distribute.
Arts & Entertainment 'Start-Ups: Silicon Valley' Premieres Tonight on Bravo With the tagline "Geeks are definitely the new rock stars" [gag], new Silicon Valley-based reality show Start-Ups premieres on Bravo tonight. As we've mentioned before, the executive producer of this possible atrocity is
Arts & Entertainment SFist Reviews: 'Elektra' at A.C.T. Sophocles' Elektra is a play about outrage, and revenge, and how deep the well of anger can go. ACT's latest production, directed by artistic director Carey Perloff and starring Olympia Dukakis as a
Arts & Entertainment Morrissey Cancels Second Bay Area Show in a Year Once again, Morrissey is disappointing (and pissing off) Bay Area fans by canceling a scheduled show here, and it's the second time this has happened in less than twelve months. The November 16
Arts & Entertainment Watch Barry Zito and Sergio Romo on 'The Tonight Show' Giants pitchers Sergio Romo and Barry Zito dropped in on Jay Leno last night, and many laughs were exchanged over Sergio's t-shirt, etc. Also, Barry Zito credits his comeback from trainwreck status to
SF News Knife Crime 2012: Man Stabbed at 21st and Capp A 20-year-old man was stabbed and gravely injured around 8 p.m. Thursday at the intersection of 21st and Capp Streets. There are two suspects, both male, who fled on foot down 21st
SF News Muni Metro Shut Down at Rush Hour After Man Killed at Montgomery [Updated] A man was struck and killed while walking in the Muni tunnel near Montgomery Station this morning at 7:30 a.m., which is causing a massive commuter nightmare as we speak. The
Arts & Entertainment Sergio Romo and Barry Zito to Appear on Jay Leno Tonight Normally we would never recommend watching the Tonight Show, unless you want to die a slow death of lame jokes and cartoonish chins. But tonight Giants players Barry Zito and Sergio Romo will
SF News Somebody Needs to Find Nevius a New Homeless Person to Sponsor By way of griping about the hoodlums and rampant vandalism after Sunday night's World Series victory, Chuck Nevius returned to one of his favorite subjects of recent years, Larry the Shoe Shine Guy
SF News Mavericks Surf Window Opens; Oh, and 'Chasing Mavericks' Is Out The official window for the Mavericks surf competition opens next week, November 9. On any day from then until March 31, the contest could be called with just 24 hours notice, summoning two
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Ellen Goes as Sofia Vergara for Halloween Here's Ellen DeGeneres on her show today, dressed up as Sofia Vergara for Halloween, hip pads, ass crack and all. She gets the accent pretty well down, and Ellen looks pretty good in
