SF News Fisherman's Wharf Shoplifter Pepper Sprays Man Over Salami A Fisherman's Wharf shopkeeper was left beaten and pepper sprayed Saturday, after he tried to stop a salami thief from absconding with the sausage. According to the San Francisco Police Department, the crime
Arts & Entertainment Photo Du Jour: Luxury Boot Reader Josh Miller tells us that he spotted this booted stretch limo at 21st and Harrison Streets this weekend, describing it as a "metaphor alert." But there's nothing metaphorical about the penalties that
SF News Public Meat Beater Knocked Out By Offended Spectator A man who was pleasuring himself in public had an unhappy ending yesterday, when an offended onlooker whacked the auto-stimulator in the head. According to the San Francisco Police Department, the 21-year-old man
Arts & Entertainment Janice The Rampaging Piglet Bringing Reign Of Terror To Reptile Rescue Janice, the 10-pound piglet who less than two weeks ago made the Mission District her bitch, will soon be trading city life for one in the country, San Francisco's Animal Care and Control
SF News Man Fights For Life Following Intentional Hit-And-Run The San Francisco Police Department is on the lookout for an enraged driver, after he intentionally used his car to critically injure a pedestrian. It all happened at around 7 p.m. Friday,
SF News Monday Morning Roundup: Dropbox Stock Fire Sale Follow SFist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. Your weekend ICYMI: Gamers got prickly after we called out Microsoft's
SF News Sunday Morning Coming Down: Bay Area Couple Ends Up In Tanzanian Prison Follow SFist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. It's supposed to start raining today, why not catch a movie?
SF News Saturday Morning Special: McKesson Laying Off 1600 Follow SFist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. What's up in SF food? Caleb is happy to explain. [SFist]
SF News Jury Doesn't Buy Bay Area Man's Claim That He Was Sleepwalking During Teen's Sexual Assault A Bay Area man who claimed that he was just sleepwalking when he sexually assaulted his stepdaughter got a rude awakening this week, when a jury convicted him of the crime. It was
SF News Fatal Attacks Spur City Hall Meeting On SF's Coyote Response Plan Are coyote attacks on the rise in San Francisco? While Animal Care and Control has yet to confirm that assertion, District 7 Supervisor Norman Yee says they're spiking, and he wants city agencies
SF News Friday Morning Constitutional: Layoffs At Williams-Sonoma Follow SFist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. How much you enjoy The Realistic Joneses "is probably going to
Arts & Entertainment Free Tows Mean Your St. Patrick's Day Drunk Driving Excuse Is Null, Void Oh, St. Patrick's Day. It's up there with New Year's Eve and Pride in terms of people (who should honestly know better) getting bonkeroo drunk, right? Sure, you could just stay home — and
SF News Interactive Map Of Bay Area Shows What Presidential Candidates Your Neighborhood Backs It's fun to mull things like Facebook likes when trying to determine who the Bay Area prefers as their 2016 presidential candidate, but a "like" (or reaction, whatever) don't cost a thing. Donations
SF News It's Drum Set Vs. Skateboard In Violent Fisherman's Wharf Dispute Fisherman's Wharf tourists got a pretty thrilling story to tell the folks back home Wednesday, after a dispute over a street performer's tip jar turned violent. It all began at around 5:30
SF News Thursday Morning Roundup: Is Ed Lee In Hiding? The Warriors beat the evil New York Knicks last night. [Associated Press] Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak did a [Reddit] AMA yesterday. Precita Eyes Muralists isn't being evicted, and neither are the folks in
Arts & Entertainment Report: At Least 194 SF State Students Seeking Paid 'Relationships' With Sugar Daddies Citing San Francisco's high cost of living and the increasing cost of tuition, the spokesperson for a website that seeks to connect millennials with wealthy people "willing to pay for 'arrangements'" says that
SF News Mayor Ed Lee Goes To Rio On PG&E's Dime Did you know that Mayor Ed Lee is in Brazil this week? Well, he is, on a trip bought for him by a flock of high-powered big business donors. Here's Lee's daily calendar
SF News Photo Du Jour: Cinematic Fissure After NorCal Highway Breaks In Two The stretch of Highway 3 that runs through the NorCal idyll of Trinity County gets about 1000 cars a day...but those 1000 had to seek an alternate route this week, when the
SF News With Towing Fees Slashed, SFMTA Now Wants Some Parking Meters To Run Past 6 PM Now that the San Francisco Board of Supervisors has successfully pushed the SF Municipal Transportation Agency to reduce towing fees, the MTA says they need to find a way to make up the
SF News Wednesday Morning Link Dump: iPhone 7 Rumors In act of deeply questionable judgement, SFPD officer who shot Alex Nieto posts remarks on case to Facebook. [SFist] Apple used a new court filing to say that the Founding Fathers “would be
Arts & Entertainment Corpse Of 'The Real World' Staggers Into SF For Casting Session When did you stop watching The Real World?* I, like many people of my era, was fascinated by the early seasons of the then-groundbreaking reality show that brought a gaggle of diverse young
SF News Neuroscientist Moves Family To SF, Is Promptly Robbed Of All Possessions When UCSF offered Jeremy Biane a job as a postdoctoral researcher in their neuroscience department, it seemed like a great deal: His wife is from SF, so they'd get to be closer to
SF News SFPD Officers Threatened By Angry Caller A man police say has made a habit of threatening officers with the San Francisco Police Department is at it again, this time saying that he will retaliate against police use of force.
SF News Tuesday Morning Roundup: Vaccination Problems At Silicon Valley Daycares Did Nancy Reagan mock SF's gay pride parade? [SFist] Lava Mae, which provides mobile shower facilities for those who wouldn't otherwise have access, is expanding. [Bay City News] Silicon Valley daycares still have
SF News Hit-And-Run At Polk And Pine Is SF's Third In Three Days In the third such collision in three days, a driver in San Francisco slammed into a pedestrian Sunday evening, then sped off never to be seen again. First, there was Friday's fatal hit-and-run
