misc American Football Spectacular: A Fish Rots From The Head First After dutifully soaking-in the coverage of Samurai Mike Singletary's promotion to head coach, the unfortunate conclusion becomes: it doesn't matter who San Francisco's head coach is. The single biggest problem hobbling the 49er
SF News American Football Spectacular: BREAKING! Nolan Out As Head Coach ESPN's Chris Mortensen just reported that Mike Nolan has been fired by the 49ers. "Seems like the economic downturn has spread to the NFL," said AFS Bills correspondent DJ Burrito, as he thoughtfully
misc American Football Spectacular: After Beating The 49ers, One NYG Fan's Diagnosis Now we've got all these rumors swirling that Head Coach Nolan II will be fired after this latest underwhelming showing. American Football Spectacular's New York American Football Giants correspondent Joon Lee has some
misc American Football Spectacular: Annnnd That's <i>Game</i> That's it. QB Alex Smith was officially put on the injured reserve list today, effectively ending his time with the 49ers. After losing his job in the preseason to UCD's-own J.T. O'Sullivan,
misc Football Is Nearly Upon Us: 49ers Training Camp Intrigue (By Joe Kukura) Leadership voids -- who's gonna fill 'em? Leadership voids are the only thing these 49ers know for sure they have. Sure, Patrick Willis has a fucking "S" on his chest.
SF News Raider/49er Draft Pick Highlight Porn By Joe Kukura Football, people! Unless you live under the worst toupee in sports broadcasting, you know that the NFL Draft was this weekend. Endless hours of live intrigue and analysis, both Saturday
misc American Football Spectacular: Donohue's Deceit, Garcia's Return, And Delicious Garlic With the perpetual rebuilding process that is the San Francisco 49er franchise, every so often an old part of old successes will cycle back through SF. This Sunday, Gilroy’s second-most-favorite export returns
SF News Monster Fall at Monster Park Egads. A man fell to his death yesterday at Monster Park after falling 20 feet from the upper concourse area of the stadium to the concrete mezzanine below. Scary. And sad. According to
SF News It's Got to be the Morning After Man, what a big game that Steelers/Pats game was supposed to be. We woke up yesterday morning looking forward to sitting down and watching us some really good football between two really
SF News It's Got to be the Morning After This weekend in sports brought us victories by the Warriors, the Raiders and a color. In the defeated column-- and by defeated we mean severely-- are the 49ers who lost to a team
SF News It's Got to be the Morning After "Yes, it's true what they say, every dog has his day"- the Kinks 49ers 37 Cardinals 31- Now, that's what we call a game: back and forth scoring, a last-minute drive followed
misc It's Got to be the Morning After -With tonight's 108-82 win against the running joke that is the New York Knicks (seriously, what does it take to get fired in that organization?), the Warriors have now won three in a
SF News It's Got to be the Morning After We'd like to thank the Golden State Warriors for winning twice this weekend and thus ending the month and a half long losing streak by the local teams. And now, onto the carnage.
Arts & Entertainment Muni's Guide to this Weekend: Baseball, New-Agey Contortionists This weekend's Muni news spans both ends of the Kinsey scale: for straight people, football; for the gays, Cirque du Soleil. Of course, gays are also allowed to like sports. (All those bulging
SF News A Tale of Two Quarterbacks If there's anybody in the city taking more heat than Mike Nolan, it's his quarterback, Alex Smith. Smith stands accused by the Faithful of not very being good. The evidence? Overthrowing Receivers. Underthrowing
SF News Nobody's Really Crazy About a Sharp Dressed Man With the Niners sinking like John McCain's Presidential campaign, the inevitable finger pointing has begun. After all, the team has not gotten better, but actually regressed from last year and you could argue
SF News It's Got to Be the Morning After So now that the evil Pats vanquished the noble Colts, we guess all we've got left to wonder about is seeing if the Pats could pull off the 19-0 and how long it'll
SF News American Football Spectacular: Your Complete 2007 NFL Regular Season Guesstimate For just a little while, there there be kickoffs and touchdowns and the illusion of a level playing field. Tonight, it's time for the National Football League's 2007 regular season to begin. ful.
SF News American Football Spectacular Remembers Bill Walsh Yesterday, the gentleman who came to be called The Genius passed away from leukemia at the age of 75. The importance of Bill Walsh to San Francisco sports, and the whole of the
