By Joe Kukura

Football, people! Unless you live under the worst toupee in sports broadcasting, you know that the NFL Draft was this weekend. Endless hours of live intrigue and analysis, both Saturday and Sunday, nonstop on two different cable channels – with no actual sports of any sort being played at all. Just your NFL team’s future stars or GHB scofflaws being selected and introduced in front of the unpredictable rowdies assembled at Radio City Music Hall.

49er and Raider fans – whaddaya think of the new guys? Highlight reels for both top picks, compiled by (with perfectly clichéd narration and hilariously Alan Parsons-sounding background music) can be enjoyed below.