This weekend's Muni news spans both ends of the Kinsey scale: for straight people, football; for the gays, Cirque du Soleil. Of course, gays are also allowed to like sports. (All those bulging uniforms! And the cheerleaders! Mmmmm.) And if the Republican party has taught us anything, it's that straight married men secretly adore, and aspire to be, limber fags in spandex.

The Cirque will be performing in the parking lot of AT&T park, which seems like a totally appropriate venue. The football game, meanwhile, will be in a football stadium. Details after the jump.