Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does The Niners: SF Looks Horrendous In 27-6 Loss To St. Louis It’s pretty clear the 49ers have some major issues to address. by Daisy Barringer While you were all out hiking and brunching and having morning sex or whatever it is normal, happy
Arts & Entertainment Photo: Here's What You Do With An Inflatable Penis At A 49ers Game Thanks for fucking us this season @JedYork @49ers pic.twitter.com/GqlIuP0ED0— Ashley ☾ (@trashleyyxo) October 23, 2015 Hey, remember that inflatable penis mentioned in yesterday's Daisy Does The Niners? Well, there it is
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does the Niners: SF Forgets to Play Football, Loses to Seattle 20-3 by Daisy Barringer This team is a joke. This season is a joke. This stadium’s a joke. The only problem? No one’s laughing. While I am sure we all agree that
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does The Niners: SF Defeats The Struggling Ravens For Win Number Two by Daisy Barringer What is it about football that turns intelligent, thoughtful people into irrational idealists? Like, yes, the 49ers beat the Ravens yesterday, and yes, the team looked pretty good doing so,
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does the Niners: SF's Losing Streak Continues; Giants Defeat 49ers 30-27 by Daisy Barringer The headlines this morning are pretty funny. “49ers Drop Heartbreaker to the Giants,” “49ers, Colin Kapernick Suffer Heartbreak in Meadowlands,” “49ers Lose a Heartbreaker.” Why are they funny, you ask?
Arts & Entertainment Jed York Can't Give 49ers Tickets Away, But At Least Their Twitter Account Is Worth A Lot 49ers owner Jed York took to Twitter last weekend to offer up some tickets to the game against the Packers to #FaithfulFans, and it kind of backfired. The game was again a devastating
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does the Niners: 49ers Demise Continues in 17-3 Loss to Packers by Daisy Barringer A 49ers loss used to devastate me. Literally, one bad game could impact my entire Monday, if not my entire week. I suppose that’s because I had hope for
Arts & Entertainment 49ers Season Ticket Holders Give Up, Scramble To Offload Tickets 49ers fans are finding their faith tested by the conditions at Levi's Stadium and an already trying season. ABC 7 reports that as many as three thousand Season Builders Licenses, or SBLs are
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does the Niners: SF Suffers Humiliating 47-7 Loss to Arizona by Daisy Barringer Remember a few weeks ago when the 49ers beat the Vikings 20-3 and we all thought, “Okay, so maybe this season isn’t going to be as much of a
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does The Niners: SF Defense Can’t Stop Steelers in 43-18 Loss When one of my best friends told me she was getting married in Vermont in September, I really wanted to be happy for her. And I was because she’s great and so
SF News Drink Fast! Ban On Booze Sales After Halftime Considered For Levi's Stadium A brutal brawl between 49ers and Vikings fans caught on video following last weekend's game has some Santa Clara City Council members expressing second thoughts about one of Levi's Stadium's biggest revenue streams:
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does The Niners: SF Surprises Fans with 20-3 Win by Daisy Barringer Every year, a few weeks before the start of the NFL season, I start having anxiety dreams. The Niners kick off in ten minutes, but I’m an hour away
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misc The 11 Best Custom 49ers Cars, Vans and Vehicle Accessories The San Francisco 49ers kick off their regular season this weekend (Monday Night Football at 7:20 p.m. on Monday, Sept. 14, ESPN) but the NFL season begins Thursday night (Patriots-Steelers, 5:
Arts & Entertainment Ahmad Brooks Makes 49ers Roster Despite Sexual Battery Charge Even after the team sent Ahmad Brooks home after he was hit with charges of sexual battery, the linebacker made the final cut for the 49ers' 53-man roster. On Saturday, each NFL team
SF News Former 49er Ray McDonald Indicted For Rape; Ahmad Brooks Charged As Well Last we heard, former 49er Ray McDonald and his attorneys were attempting to level a defamation lawsuit against the 22-year-old woman who accused McDonald of sexually assaulting on December 14, 2014 at his
SF News Same Woman Who Accused Ray McDonald Of Rape Now Accusing 49er Ahmad Brooks Of Assault The same woman whose rape accusations got football player Ray McDonald dropped from the San Francisco 49ers last December is responding to a defamation suit from McDonald by leveling a new accusation: She
SF News 49ers Lose Fight Against Neighboring Kids Soccer League To Pave Over Their Fields In a fight reminiscent of tech bros versus Mission kids, the 49ers lost their fight against the Santa Clara Youth Soccer League and won't be turning their fields into parking lots. At a
SF News There Will Be A 'Fan Village' For The Super Bowl At The Foot Of Market Street, But 'No Room' For The Homeless Super Bowl 50 is going to turn this town upside down come next February, and even though the majority of 70,000 tickets to the game itself will be going to out-of-towners, there
Arts & Entertainment R.I.P Legendary Bay Area Sports Broadcaster Lon Simmons #SFGiants family & Bay Area lost a true gentleman this morning when HOF broadcaster Lon Simmons passed away at age 91 pic.twitter.com/wCN9UFNNPJ— World Champs (@SFGiants) April 5, 2015 Sad news
SF News 49ers Rookie Linebacker Chris Borland Retires At Age 24 Over Fears Of Head Injury Controversy in the NFL over the risks of traumatic head injuries is reaching new heights today as one of the youngest promising players, 24-year-old 49er Chris Borland, has announced he's stepping away from
SF News Video: Legendary 49er Jerry Rice Admits To Illegal Use Of Glove Adhesive In an interview with ESPN on the history of gloves in the NFL, Jerry Rice, the 49ers wide receiver and three time Super Bowl champion who retired in 2006, admitted rather lightly to
Arts & Entertainment Niners Make Extremely Boring Choice For New Head Coach: Jim Tomsula You'll recall that the NFL was abuzz just over a week ago with rumors about all the coaching talent that the 49ers were interviewing to replace Jim Harbaugh. Well, it turns out that
SF News Lawsuit Filed Claiming 49ers CEO Jed York Is Ageist Don't call Jed York the owner of the San Francisco 49ers. He's their CEO. While that isn't uncommon in the NFL, it's a good place to start with the question of whether Silicon
Arts & Entertainment Here's The Shortlist Of 49ers Head Coach Candidates The San Francisco 49ers and owner Jed York are wasting no time interviewing potential candidates to fill the recently vacated shoes of Jim Harbaugh, and the most recent high-profile interviewee is a familiar
