Arts & Entertainment Yvesdroppings Are Well-Connected Woman on cell phone: "If you ever get nominated for the Grammies, you are SO taking me as your guest." -- From Edward/Montgomery Street Station Dude: "WHOOOO! I cant wait for Jason's
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdroppings Are Very Worldly Teacher: "You could have him gesturing at stuff." Student: "He can't gesture! He's British!" -- Academy of Art University Woman: "You know, in Georgian Republic, I was very religious, but it was banned.
Arts & Entertainment It's Beginning to Feel a Lot Like Yvesdropping Kid: "...and then they give you eggnog, but you might not like it." Smaller kid: "What's eggnog?" Kid: "You don't know? It's Christmas milk, dummy." -- On the N Creepy Metreon In-Theater Food
Arts & Entertainment It is Obvious That we Yvesdrop in Social Spheres That are Widely Different Guy: “Hey, watch for a parking spot for me, will ya?” Other guy, under his breath: “There’s some weird planetary s**t going on right now, man.” -- From Ginevra / Outside Artists'
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdroppings Should See A Doctor Crusty Bum #1 pointing at leg of Crusty Bum #2: "That's not crabs that does that. Lice don't do that neither." -- From Marty / Outside Civic Center Library Frat Dude on Cell: "Yeah,
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdroppings Find Success Elusive Guy on cell: "I lost forty pounds in the last 20 weeks! I want to look great in that courtroom." -- On the 21 @ Diviz On the Muni excalators at Civic Center, a
Arts & Entertainment Recovering Yvesdropping Boy: "My mom taught me how to use a sewing machine when I was a kid. And I made lots of bags and pillows. They're pretty much the same thing. Except one has
Arts & Entertainment Slightly Frightening Yvesdroppings Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. Female: So I Googled myself the other day. Male: ....and? Female: It was a to give that reporter my name at
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdropping Girl with lampshade on head: "I feel like I need more balance in my life." -- The 33, upper Haight Ms. Safeway: "Would you like to give a dollar for the breast cancer
Arts & Entertainment Criminal Yvesdropping Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. Street bum: Do you have some change please? Dude: I don't, sorry. Street bum: Don't be sorry, die. -- SFist Cedric
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdropping on Troubled Youth Middle school girl #1: I wish I was skinnier than my boyfriend. Middle school girl #2: We all feel that way. -- Yvesdropped on by Jackson, on the 22 Fillmore at Chestnut Tween
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Arts & Entertainment Shameless Yvesdropping Send submissions to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. Woman #1: Those are cute. Where did you get them? Frugal Woman: Payless. Woman #2: No kidding... [Several minutes later, approached
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdropping on Drunkards Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the inaugural edition of Yvesdropping. Hopefully, time will show that the cleverest elements of this new feature extend beyond its deliberately misspelled and mostly meaningless name. Thank you
Arts & Entertainment What? hey, listen up! Originally uploaded by bitterlysweet. Bonjour, superspies. You're our eyes and ears here at SFist (and occasionally other appendages, too, which we love), always vigilant and alerting us to what's up