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Street bum: Do you have some change please?
Dude: I don't, sorry.
Street bum: Don't be sorry, die.
-- SFist Cedric

British Tourist 1: Hey, remember Tweaker-Boy?
British Tourist 2: Oh yeah, Tweaker-Boy! "It's my birthday, can I have a BJ?" Ha ha ha!
-- Castro & Market

Girl: That patio furniture looks like bondage gear.
Boy: Bondage is the new wicker.
-- Church/Market Safeway