Guy: “Hey, watch for a parking spot for me, will ya?”
Other guy, under his breath: “There’s some weird planetary s**t going on right now, man.”
-- From Ginevra / Outside Artists' Television Access

Twentysomething guy: "Do you think they'll sell spoons tonight?"
-- From Ashley / Spoon concert at The Warfield

Costco cashier: "So, you've been working at Costco since 1987?"
Costco manager: "Yep."
Costco cashier: "Wow. That's the year I was born."
-- From Rita