misc Afternoon Palate Cleanser: "Two Months Off" by Underworld These fine British gents are coming to the Fox Theater in Oakland tomorrow evening, so we thought we'd offer up one of their more popular tracks, "Two Months Off" which was featured on
misc Unauthorized Trader Joe's Commercial Forgive us if you're one of the almost 500,000 who've seen it already... we hadn't, and it was shot in our very own Trader Joe's on Masonic on some guy's Palm Treo.
misc Man Describes "Nightmare" of Living at Civic Center Hotel ca. 1979 This man, whose name we believe is Bob, grew up in Vallejo and moved to San Francisco in 1979 to pursue his dreams of being a postal clerk and (possibly) becoming a liberated
Arts & Entertainment Live Musical Interlude: Blonde Redhead's "In Particular" The trio comprising twin brothers and a Japanese girl one of them once dated known as Blonde Redhead is playing their second and last show tonight at The Independent (get tickets here), and
misc <i>Web Site Story</i>, an Internet Musical See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. We don't know how we missed this for an entire week, but we have to give props to College Humor. This is some true,
misc Evian's Roller Babies It's spreading, in that virus-y way, and we figured you might as well catch it from us. Consider it your afternoon palate cleanser. There must be a few of you who enjoy mineral
Arts & Entertainment "My Life on the Craigslist" Opens at The New Conservatory Theatre Internet-famous gay Jeffery Self, of the comedy duo The VGL Gay Boys (link semi-NSFW), brings his one-man show about the woes of gay dating and Craigslist hookups "My Life on the Craigslist" to
misc Comedienne Deven Green Defines "Biblical Marriage" In this hilarious new video from Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian (a.k.a. LA-based comedienne Deven Green who was responsible for those voice-over spoofs of Brenda Dickson you may have seen/heard
misc SF Windsurfing Segment from Good Morning America, ca. 1981 Good morning! We came across this just-uploaded segment on San Francisco Bay windsurfing from Good Morning America in 1981 and thought we'd share. It was shot off of Fillmore Street, Redwood Shores Estates
misc Drag Queen Spoofs Those Pro-Corn Syrup Ads LA-based drag queen Jackie Beat, who was recently up here for Lip Service at the Castro, just made these three spoof ads of those Corn Refiners Commercials in which one mother gives another
misc AutoTuning the News, Obama Edition This guy, Michael Gregory (who previously gave us this charming clip that wended its way across the webs and onto Rachel Maddow's show, among other places) has a great talent for making monotonous
misc A Rat, on a Cat, on a Dog Touring Union Square It's sort of like a miniature circus act. We think this video was shot recently on someone's phone, as Greg Pike brought his troupe of three up Powell Street, but we can't be
SF News AutoTuning The News This dude Michael Gregory has done what we always strive to do: make the news a little less BORING for all you folks out there who have learned to demand a little wit
misc BREAKING: <em>Alf, St. Elmo's Fire</em> to Be Available on YouTube In a majorly unexciting development, YouTube has struck a deal with several studios to offer full-length movies and television shows on its platform. YouTube parent Google is hoping this will bring a new
misc SFist Reviews: OK Go @ Great American Music Hall by Moses Namkung OK Go's music video for "Here It Goes Again" has over 45 million views on youtube. 45 million! That's several million more than Sneezing Panda (33 million)... Ms. Like Such
misc American Football Spectacular: 49er & Ram Songs for The Holiday Season * San Francisco vs. St. Louis Sunday, December 21, 2008. 10:00 AM, PST. Week 16 The Interim Battle Remember when battles between the 49ers and Rams in the 80s, 90s & 00s would
Arts & Entertainment MTT Joins YouTube Symphony Project "'Classical' music does not need gimmicks OR marketers/managers," hrumphs an SFGate commenter. Oh, but it does. Joining the likes of Gavin Newsom with this here YouTube craze your father just heard about,
SF News Mayor Gavin Newsom Gets Himself a YouTube Page Following on the heels of other YouTube stars such as Chris Crocker and the Chocolate Rain guy, Mayor Gavin Newsom continues to harness the awesome power of the world wide web via a
misc HA HA HA Thousands of Gays Killed in the Holocaust HO HO HO HA HA HA HA The people pushing Prop 8 have their heads so far up their asses they've turned into mobius strips. This is what you're fighting when you fight Prop 8: a video that connects gay
SF News Teacher Busted for Filming Students In Bathroom Mills High School English teacher David Lista, 35, of Belmont has admitted to filming underage girls using the bathroom at the high school where he taught. it seems he was arrested yesterday afternoon
misc An Answer To The Crushed Tomatoes Question As for the mystery of why Farber also allegedly tossed crushed tomatoes on the [historic ceremonial fire] house's floors and walls? We're told he was drunk at the time and trying to make
misc You Do Not Tube Remember the great Youtube outage of 2006? Horribly, it seems to have returned. Can you access the site? We can't. Multiple theories are popping up -- generally, hackers or incompetent cyber-Mohammedans are getting
misc Valentine's Day Pillow Massacre Footage For your viewing pleasure, some footage of yesterday's pillow fight. Was it fun? We couldn't make it. We were busy getting drunk, eating KFC, and watching The Joy Luck Club. Also, we like
misc It's Got to be the Morning After Warriors 120 Suns 118- No, Shaq Diesel didn't play, thus depriving ESPN hours of blathering, but he was spied by our overlord Brock at a hotel and was described as "very tall." Monta
SF News Heh...Heh...Heh...We Said Cockfighting This is the kind of thing that would bring on the animal rights activists as well as PETA but even more so in light of the Michael Vick thing; in fact, the guys
