SF News Quote du Jour: Shut It, Trudie Styler Oh geez. That woman who was in that episode of Friends where Pheobe uses Ross' kid to try to get Sting tickets has "personally" invited 6,000 Bay Area Chevron employees to Crude,
SF News Quote du Jour: the Other BART Bathroom A constituent asked BART staff a question about the potties during a public meeting yesterday. The inquiry? Would BART consider removing sex designation on single-stall bathrooms inside the stations. Bart director Tom Radulovich,
SF News Quote du Jour: Heather Fong Is Rich Coming to you from dynamic duo Matier Ross, our favorite platonic couple have word on what retiring San Francisco Police Chief Heather Fong will pull in annually after she vacates her position. Ahem:
misc Quote du Jour: Transgendered Prison Mission Mission's Allan Hough brought this to our attention today. Ahem. 'I just got a call. Wrong number. "Hi, I was wondering if you guys have a video called 'Transgendered Prison?'" Ah,
SF News Quote of the Day: Palin Pales? Sarah Palin -- who, let's face it, governs some useless mass of land in Canada -- thinks she's more qualified than God to help run the US. According to Ralph Nader, she's isn't,
SF News Quote of the Day: You Gonna Get Mugged If we may add a teaspoon of alarmism to you afternoon coffee, you are going to get mugged and/or killed. And soon. And right here in SF. OK, not exactly. But today's
misc Quote of the Day: Sharon Stone Former Marin resident and current insane person, Sharon Stone, made the following Jerry Falwell-ish quip the other day. They're not being very nice to the Dali Lama, who's a good friend of mine
SF News Quote of the Day: George Bush and the Nazis Good grief. During a speech/swipe at Barack Obama to Israel's Knesset (i.e., Israel's legislature), President Bush quipped: Some seem to believe that we should negotiate with the terrorists and radicals, as