Oh geez. That woman who was in that episode of Friends where Pheobe uses Ross' kid to try to get Sting tickets has "personally" invited 6,000 Bay Area Chevron employees to Crude, some sort of documentary about Ecuadorian rainforests, or oil, or eco-whatever.
"You may know me as Sting’s wife [ugh], and you may know of my work for the environment and human rights [really?]. You may also have heard my name mentioned as one of the celebrities [really??] speaking out in support of the 30,000 Ecuadorean citizens who are pursuing Chevron to clean up the pollution the company left behind in their homeland..."