Coming to you from dynamic duo Matier Ross, our favorite platonic couple have word on what retiring San Francisco Police Chief Heather Fong will pull in annually after she vacates her position. Ahem:

When she leaves the Hall of Justice sometime this year, Police Chief Heather Fong, 53, will have 32 years under her belt - and will be pulling down about $229,500 a year for life.

In case you think you read that wrong, yes, that is "for life." This sweet deal is due in part, according to M&R, to voter-approved post-9/11 patriotism that allows retiring workers to receive retirement money "equal to 90 percent of their highest paycheck."