SF News Seniors Steal $2.8M Yacht For Beer- and Pizza-Fueled Joyride Stealing a luxury yacht may always seem like a good idea in the moment, but here's a cautionary tale for all you teens early retirees with too much time on your hands. Shortly
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Today: Patxi's Matt Cain Perfect Pizza In honor of tonight's Game 7, Patxi's Pizza will serve a Matt Cain (Perfect!) Pizza special today. The pitcher so important that he merits his own pizza, as you very well know, starts
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Local Pizza Chain Concedes Deep Dish Is Not Real Pizza, Adds Thin Crust Big news in the local pizza scene today: Patxi's, the local chain with an intense dedication to Chicago-style deep dish "pizza," will now be serving thin crust pies. By adding the "traditional Italian
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Eat Here Tonight: $1 Pizza At Credo You know where you should not eat tonight? Anywhere near AT&T Park, that's where. Season-opener fans at or anywhere near the park are just the worst. The WORST. Granted, we shouldn't
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Bay Area Chuck E. Cheese's Allowed Children To Take Out Trash, Make Pizza Dough Just when you thought the animatronic nightmares at Chuck E. Cheese's could not possibly torture children any more than they already do, the LA Times has to go and bow the lid off
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Acclaimed North Beach Pizza Chef Opening Second North Beach Italian Eatery Tony Gemignani, the pizza genius behind Tony's Pizza Napoletana in North Beach which was recently called "America's best pizzeria" by USA Today, is opening up a second North Beach joint, opening in early
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Video: Herman Cain Sings Song About Pizza Republican presidential candidate and former Godfather's Pizza CO Herman Cain made headlines last week after becoming the GOP frontrunner for 2012. At last according to a Wall Street Journal/NBC News poll, anyway.
SF News Pizza Orgasmica Exterior Color Too Loud For Marin Pizza Orgasmica opened a new shop in San Rafael recently. In an ode to Brazil's soccer team, they used garish yellow and green paint for the exterior. This, it seems, didn't sit well
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Tony's Pizza Napoletana's Ed Hardy Pizza Boxes Before you nut all over the place, let's get something straight: the real Ed Hardy, from what we hear, is a super cool guy. So cool, in fact, he would never refer to
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Marcello's Pizza Is Hiring Renowned writer, celebrity, and human being Violet Blue brings our attention to this gem she found in the window at Marcello's Pizza in the Castro. The help wanted sign reads: Now hiring a
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Steve Jobs Eats Pizza In the Mission San Francisco's elite Mission District proved that more insufferable over the weekend after Apple CEO Steve Jobs, along with his entourage and his self-consciously Silicon Valleyesque costume, walked away from Flour + Water because
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Breaking: Arinell Pizza Open Until 3 a.m. Holy smokes! Arinell Pizza, one of the finest real pizza joints in San Francisco, is now open until 3am on Fridays and Saturdays, reports Mission Mission. It almost makes us wished we lived
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Sad Kosher Lunch of the Day: Matzo Pizza by Amy Crocker Lunch is arguably the most difficult meal for an American Jew during Passover. For breakfast you can get away with eggs, for dinner, chicken. But for lunch, how can you
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Pi Bar Keeps It Real In the Mission Over in the elite section of San Franciso's Historic Mission District, Pi Bar opened its doors last month. And it's garnering rave reviews. Well, SFGate's Janny Hu liked it, anyway. The vibe? " More
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink It's Official: Flour + Water Is a Smash SF Chronicle food critic Michael Bauer swoons over the Mission's newest pizza joint, Flour + Water, located at 2401 Harrison. Bauer beams, "Made third visit to Flour+Water ; tastes as if they've been making
SF News Manhunt for Sunset Pizza Shooter Oh, and there's a description of the murder suspect: The shooter was described by police as an Asian male in his 20s of thin build, with short dark hair that is spiky in
misc Funds for Family of Murdered Pizza Deliveryman And speaking of problems with pizza, Marisa Lagoshas wrote a handy-dandy little post with info on two separate funds set up for Thanh Thach's family, Check it: Two funds have been set up
SF News Late-Night Pizza Ban? That's Crazy Talk! Noted Pizza-Roll fans, we're not one to patronize pizza establishments in order to stifle late-night sodium cravings brought on by binge drinking. (Really, with Pizza Rolls you transition from freezer to toaster oven
SF News Pizza Delivery Gone Wrong What makes the story even sadder is that the deliveryman was a 38-year-old immigrant named Thanh Thach who became a U.S. citizen last September and leaves two children. He was working two
SF News Day Around the Bay -- Bonds' final, fatal backlash continues. (I wonder how he spent his day today? That would make a good dramatic play.) [SFGate, SF Examiner, FCJ , SFBG, The Snitch, CBS 5, NBC3] -- Kicking
SF News Pizzas Recalled (Thank God the Pizza Rolls Are Okay) Granted that most you fresh food philosophers won't even know what we're talking about right now; you can thank your delicate palates and/or lactose intolerance for that. Feel free to tune into
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight -- Augie March: Australia band, crooners of the catchy "One Crowded Hour," will be playing at 8:30 p.m. at Slim's; $15. -- The Go-Go's: Saccharine '80s LA girl rock. Gravy Train!
misc We Read The Weeklies Last week's winner, the San Jose Metro. Alas! They haven't updated their site for this week yet, and we didn't manage to snag a hard copy of the paper, so they'll have to
misc Week Around the -Ists LAist saw national headlines soar this week with news about the Jena 6 in Louisiana and of a police taser incident at a John Kerry event. Locally, Hollywood protesters marched in support of
SF News Day Around the Bay -- Bridge? Closed. (They're gone! Quick, put away the bongs, and bust out the vodka, straws, and mirrors!) [Examiner] -- Near, far, wherever you are, free Wi-Fi must go on. [eWEEK] -- Two