Before you nut all over the place, let's get something straight: the real Ed Hardy, from what we hear, is a super cool guy. So cool, in fact, he would never refer to anybody as "super cool." What we mean is that he's not personally responsible for the adoption of his work by the Massengill set.

That said, you should head over to Tony's Pizza Napoletana in North Beach to get a pizza box crafted by the local tattoo artist.

Eater has the scoop:

Tony Gemignani of North Beach's Tony's Pizza Napoletana has partnered up with loyal customer and local tattoo artist Ed Hardy to create 10,000 special pizza boxes with the goal of raising $10,000 for each of his favorite charities. $3 from each pizza box sale is divvied up for the Hardqua Foundation -- founded in partnership with Hardy to benefit children and literacy; Basketball City, bringing pro basketball players to speak to New York school kids about exercise, eating healthy and staying in school; and lastly, St. Vincent de Paul, which benefits local food banks and shelters.

The perfect gift for your best pal from Daly City, no? Oh come now, we jest. Anyway, there are 8,000 left. So head over to: Tony's Pizza Napoletana, 1570 Stockton (at Union).