-- Bridge? Closed. (They're gone! Quick, put away the bongs, and bust out the vodka, straws, and mirrors!) [Examiner]

-- Near, far, wherever you are, free Wi-Fi must go on. [eWEEK]

-- Two bodies found in Ingleside Heights. [Chron]

-- Also, four other attacks in SF. How lovely. [SFist]

-- While out jogging, Ross Mirkarimi helps apprehend two Western Addition drive-by suspects. Oh, Ross, you's so strong! [Chron]

-- Good to the last drop, Peet's Coffee & Tea founder dies. [Oakland Tribune]

-- Vietnamese Bánh mì sandwiches are soooo good. Better than sausage Pizza Rolls, we say. [ASD]

-- Gay Marriage legal! For two whole hours! Gosh, thanks for the bone. [SFBG]