Marcello's Pizza Is Hiring

Renowned writer, celebrity, and human being Violet Blue brings our attention to this gem she found in the window at Marcello's Pizza in the Castro. The help wanted sign reads:

Now hiring a [sic] actor

Movie - Eat, Pray, Mop

Role - Pretend you like to work;; act like you look forward to being here all the time; doing dishes is your favorite; abusive, drunk customers bring your joy... 8 hours a shift is just too little!! Apply today

Well played, pizza joint. Well played.