Renowned writer, celebrity, and human being Violet Blue brings our attention to this gem she found in the window at Marcello's Pizza in the Castro. The help wanted sign reads:

Now hiring a [sic] actor

Movie - Eat, Pray, Mop

Role - Pretend you like to work;; act like you look forward to being here all the time; doing dishes is your favorite; abusive, drunk customers bring your joy... 8 hours a shift is just too little!! Apply today

Well played, pizza joint. Well played.