One San Francisco family's dream of moving into NEMA was haunted by debt until they were rescued by Bevan Dufty. [Chron] Homeowners are bringing back front yards in the cemented-over Inner Sunset. [SFEx]

A surely scientific survey says Silicon Valley millionaires like to date "younger, attractive" non-millionaires. [SFGate] CCSF enrollment continues to slide as the school fights to regain accreditation. [SFEx] Pirate Radio is having a

Inflated food critic/de facto Emily Post: Michael Bauer wants to tell you about "a definite no no." [InsideScoop] Newsflash: the Mission is still incredibly expensive, despite all the development. [CurbedSF] Speaking of

They say it every year, but online holiday sales are up this year because no one wants to leave their house to shop anymore. [SFBiz] Our jet-setting mayor is fresh off a trip

There Will Be Bread: the newest development in foodie culture is also its oldest. [SFWeekly] A Sonoma County high school principal was fired for posing as a Navy SEAL. [ABC7] The first college

Woman arrested for assaulting Tenderloin bartender. [SFEx] After a little more than two years in their iconic North Beach location, the Bottle Cap is moving out. To be replaced by something from the

Sand Art comes and goes. [Chron] The Academy of Sciences is getting a new glass-and-steel outdoor pavilion. [SFEx] American Cyclery at Stanyan and Frederick Streets is getting a sweeping new parklet. [CurbedSF] Seasonal

Why San Francisco needs a bar like Emperor Norton's Boozeland. [7x7] An automated emergency alert system at SFO failed moments after the Asiana crash. [Chron] It's San Francisco's first Thanksgiving with a Target

Charles Manson is getting hitched in California's Corcoran State Prison. [Chron] Poll: San Franciscans want more housing. [SFEx] A known identity thief scammed local hotels out of thousands. [BCN/Appeal] Local person ponders

Marissa Mayer was interrupted by protesters at last night's Dreamforce conference. Then she made fun of them. [Chron] [Valleywag] Tosca Cafe "feels like the place to be in S.F. at this moment.

Here are the ten worst apartments currently available for rent in San Francisco. [Curbed SF] Inspirational post-it notes are appearing around Berkeley. [Berkeleyside] Cervecería de MateVeza, who you might know from their Dolores

Did Delfina play a role in "the fancification" of the Mission? The restaurant's Craig Stoll dishes. [SFMag, Mission Mission] While filming HBO's "Looking" it was very important to the creators that the show

Noted Tenderloin dive bar the Nite Cap will re-open under new ownership. Although the neon sign stays, it'll get all gussied up inside. [InsideScoop] Native oysters are returning to the San Francisco Bay.

Facebook tried to buy Snapchat for $3 billion because money is meaningless, basically. [WSJ] British Vogue has decided that Marissa Mayer is one of Silicon Valley's top wives. [Valleywag] Viral journalism and the

Jonathan Moscone, son of late San Francisco mayor George Moscone, married his longtime partner last Friday. [Advocate] Could all three proposals for the Presidio Commissary become a reality? [CurbedSF] Taxi companies across the

The S.F. Sheriff's Department has a one-of-a-kind Eviction Assistance Unit. [SFEx] The last movie ever rented from a Blockbuster was, appropriately enough, This Is The End. [AVClub] Local bread pudding maker wants

The way we live now: This young couple broadcasts all of their fights over Twitter. [Atlantic] Michael Bauer gives La Urbana 2.5 stars, along with a disclaimer about the price. [Inside Scoop]

The SFMTA unveiled safer new sidewalk extensions in a treacherous stretch of SoMa yesterday. [SFEx] San Francisco's current smallest apartment for rent is $1,800 a month for 300 square feet. It comes

This man has eaten and reviewed nearly 1,000 burritos and we're all very proud. [EaterSF] "The Hoodlum is a distinctive San Francisco product," says an 1875 issue of Scribner's Monthly magazine. [NPR]

Is Jack Dorsey the worst Tweeter ever? Or is the S.F. Business Journal just trolling on the verge of IPO? [SFBiz] This 75-year-old grandmother is a trusted advisor to Square. [WSJ] "Hopeful"

Local authorities used the old span of the Bay Bridge for a simulated terrorist attack. [Reuters] Speaking of which, here are all the Silk Road movies coming out of the woodwork. [Defamer] Take

Terrible headaches and "increased cyberloafing" are just two side effects of Daylight Savings time. [LiveScience] There are some buildings in SoMa that are still half-buried from the 1906 quake. [Chron] Here's why San

Cutting though the rhetoric surrounding 8 Washington. [John King/Chron] Woman robbed at gunpoint while taking out the trash. [BCN/Appeal] Hangover power hour: the best brunch cocktails in San Francisco. [EaterSF] How

Remembering the dead buried beneath the Legion of Honor. [RichmondSF] Midcentury Army Street. [Bernalwood] Here's more on Joe Montana's massive Santa Clara stadium-adjacent development. [CurbedSF] What does your coffee say about you? And.

A man was arrested last week for peeing on $3,000 worth of library books. He was just marking his territory in the Philosophy of Language section. [SFEx] Did Mark Zuckerberg overpay for