misc We Read the Weeklies: March 9, 2011 This week we picked up two actual paper copies of the local alt-weeklies. They were perused over a cup of coffee. (The East Bay Express was not available at the liquor store near
misc Comment of the Day: How to Steal a Hot Car Responding to the harrowing news that Guy Fieri's yellow Lamborghini was stolen from a Van Ness showroom, DJTennessee revealed the following: The thief will have no harder a time than with any stolen
misc SFist Tonight MUSIC: Emily Jane White headlines a night of folk/pop rock at Du Nord tonight, along with Hélene Renaut celebrating the release of her new album, The Deer Convention, and Ed Masuga. 8:
misc Washed Up Morning Links Lisa Ling, a former member of The View's gaggle of opinionated ovaries, tries to figure out the "ex-gay" movement in an episode of her new show for Oprah's network. [Advocate] Be nice to
misc Day Around the Bay More trashy celebrity news: Grub Street says Clive Owen can't get enough of Zuni, he's been back five times. What's more, Tablehopper hears he also popped in to Heirloom Cafe and had a
misc 7 Reasons to Love San Francisco There are countless stories to tell in San Francisco, but sometimes a picture says so much more that mere words. Each Tuesday, we present to you 7 Reasons. (Our sister site LAist does
misc Tuesday Morning Breakfast Links We were so upset about Patti LuPone, we almost forgot to note Nicole Kidman was spotted spinning at Crunch on Polk. [Garchik] And while we're at it: Natalie Portman and "mate" (a polite
misc Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Gavin Newsom and the Awesome Hair Club on Real Time with Bill Maher Ep. 204: March 4, 2011 - Overtime Unfortunately, we can't share all of Gavin Newsom's performance on Real Time with Bill Maher because HBO subscriptions still cost money. So you'll have to deal
misc Hey, What's The Deal? Yelp Gets Excited about Armory Tours, Discount 7x7 Subscriptions and Singing Bowl Therapy Since you live in a classy major American metropolitan area, you've probably noticed an abundance of discount sites shilling for local businesses at deep discounts. We recognize you are a busy person with
misc Monday Morning Clearance Links AT&T Park may be empty, but Cactus League sounds like it's going well, yeah? The Giants scored 6 runs against the Mariners yesterday, Lincecum is getting his pitch count up, Wilson
misc Celebrity Sighting: John Waters On The 19 Via D.P. on Facebook: "Holy crap. Not only did I just see John Waters riding the 19 through the Tenderloin, I also got to tell him thanks for everything. Surreal." Additional note:
misc Day Around the Bay Don't forget to follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Pro-Pooch Group Plans Rally, Protest of Proposed Dog Ban [SFAppeal] Crazy Frenchman on why he loves Sofia Coppola [MissionMission] The Party
misc This Week in Willie Brown [With a Video Appearance] Sounds like Willie Brown had a busy week this week. So busy, even that he couldn't write us an Inside Scoop column. Maybe he's still exhausted from having to venture all the way
misc Thanks to This Week's Advertisers We would like to take a moment to thank this week's advertisers on SFist. Homewood Mountain Resort. Order online and get great ski deals and spectacular views of Lake Tahoe. You'll need to
misc Lots of Top Ramen Used in Tuition Fee Hike Protest Outside Governor Jerry Brown's office in San Francisco today, a union of California community college teachers protested Brown's proposed $10 per unit (or $300 per year) tuition fee hike. That total comes to
misc Video: Peninsula Cat Burglar Caught on Tape Stealing Women's Underwear, Children's Toys Seriously, it's a cat who steals things. Night-vision brassiere theft footage at 1:37. [ABC7]
misc Morning Link Smattering SFist attended a mayoral campaign kickoff party last night. Not important which one it was, but we can tell you it was at Alioto's restaurant. And that it smelled like seafood and catholic
misc McSweeney's Jumps Aboard Brian Wilson Beard Bandwagon With Delightful Results McSweeny's is now selling poster-size versions (11"x17") of this image showing you how to grow Brian Wilson's noted facial hair. They run at $8 a pop. What can you do with it?
misc Deal of the Day: $2 Beer, Any Beer, Mondays at Lone Star Last Monday, we tried to get inside SoMa's Bloodhouse bar, which proved a fruitless endeavor. Alas, the popular Folsom watering hole was far too packed. Defeated, we instead headed down to Lone Star
misc Ed Lee's New Mantra "We'll meet for further discussions" - apparently what the temporary mayor told supporters of Mother Brown's Dining Room in Bayview after the Human Services Agency proposed slashing 60% of the soup kitchen's funding.
misc Morning Link Dump You wanted to see it, but you probably forgot to: Sofia Coppola's Somewhere is showing at the Roxie. [MissionMission] The Chronicle caught wind of THQ's Balloon Stunt, briefly mentions the Internet. [Chronicle] Speaking
