McSweeny's is now selling poster-size versions (11"x17") of this image showing you how to grow Brian Wilson's noted facial hair. They run at $8 a pop. What can you do with it? "I presume they want you to hang it there as a reminder not to shave your face, not so you have something to distract yourself while you sit in your bathroom crying about how you've let yourself go over the years," muses Uptown Almanac.

Jon Adams created the piece, and we strongly suggest you get one. Buy it here.

[UA, via Ice Tubes].