Arts & Entertainment Love Your Corner Store Cat? Share Photos With Us, Please! Cats who call liquor stores or corner stores in the Bay Area home have a special place in our hearts, and rightfully so. They look cute lounging on dusty boxes of Vienna Sausages
Arts & Entertainment Watch This Now: The Dangers of Vertical Video Syndrome Today Laughing Squid brings to you what is perhaps the single most important PSA you will see in your brief lifetime. We are, of course, talking about Vertical Video Syndrome, the aesthetic-killing plague
Arts & Entertainment Flowchart: When It's Okay To Say 'Gay' The wonderful folks at Laughing Squid bring our attention to this handy flowchart created by comic Sam Killermann (of It's Pronounced Metrosexual) that lets you know when it's appropriate to use "gay." He
SF News Photo: Angry Note For Hit-Run Suspect Threatens Jail Time For Car Mirror Damage We came across this large poster-board note atop a car at Congo and Mangels in Glen Park. It seems that the driver of this vehicle has had quite enough of getting their side
Arts & Entertainment Video: Mark Zuckerberg Gets The Musical Treatment Using snippets from RENT, Annie, Ragtime, Porgy & Bess, and a slew of other Broadway staples, CDZA created this mini musical revue dedicated to Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg. And you now what? It's
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: CCOKC - Child Celebrities Opposing Kirk Cameron CCOKC - Child Celebrities Opposing Kirk Cameron - watch more funny videos Several child actors from popular '80s and '90s sitcoms and films such as Charles in Charge, Step by Step, Mr. Belvedere
Arts & Entertainment Video: 'SF Playa' Pokes Fun At San Francisco Lifestyle PBR, Dolores Park, Madrone, salted-caramel, guys who wear those brightly colored sunglasses, waiting in line like sheep for ice cream, start-ups, average-size penises — Chris Avery's parody rap video 'SF Playa' pokes fun at
SF News Fire Department Manhole Rescue Leads To Hilarious Emergency Notification Yesterday evening an electrical worker found himself stuck in a SoMa manhole after he reportedly fell down the ladder at Howard and Fremont Streets. The electrical worker, who was apparently not part of
SF News Colbert Takes On Rick Santorum's Stupid Claim About California Universities Disgraced GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum claimed earlier this week that the University of California is responsible for ruining this country because they don't teach American history. This, of course, isn't true. All
SF News Rick Santorum Claims California Universities Are Ruining America Today at a campaign event in Wisconsin, Republican presidential hopeful and jellybean fan Rick Santorum attempted to demonize California for eroding the values of Heartland, America. Santorum, who also believes that Obama was
Arts & Entertainment Must-Have App Adds Dragons To Your Photos Forget Shitter. Dragon Lovers Camera is the app you really need. In fact, it might be the only app you'll ever need. Why? Because: dragons! "Add colorful dragons to the pictures you take
Arts & Entertainment 'SNL' Hires Kate McKinnon, Show's First Openly Lesbian Player Saturday Night Live recently hired a new female comic, Kate McKinnon, known for her work with Upright Citizens Brigade and the Big Gay Sketch Show. The latter hints at the fact that, yes,
Arts & Entertainment Wipe Yourself Clean With Toilet Paper Made From Your Least Favorite Twitter Feeds Behold Shitter, the latest entertainment app that will create four rolls of toilet paper out of a chosen Twitter feed. You can choose your own, sure, but that wouldn't be nice. You're a
Arts & Entertainment Meanwhile, On The Heterosexual Emancipation Front... What is the Straight Agenda, anyway? Find out at the Bay Area Anarchist Book Fair (Saturday, March 31, 2 p.m.) or at Sproul Plaza at UC Berkeley (Monday, April 2, 4 pm)
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: The Theme From 'Match Game' Slowed Down 800% Basically everything is trippy slowed down by 800%. The true music geeks among you should enjoy this, as well as the same thing done to the Sanford & Son theme song. [via Lady
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Takeru Kobayashi Eats 13 Grilled Cheeses In 1 Minute Good heavens, that's a lot of American cheese! Incomparable hot dog swallower Takeru Kobayashi showed up at dippy SXSW this weekend to chow down on 13 grilled cheese sandwiches in 1 minute. Looks
Arts & Entertainment Video: SF Hipsters + Bikes = Motherf***ing Bike Sons of Science set their humorous ditty "Motherfucking Bike" to video. The result? This comedic amuse-bouche featuring a slew of San Francisco cyclist stereotypes. It could've been more pointed, sure, but it's delightful
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Dollar Shave Club's Blades Are F***ing Great DollarShaveClub.com bills itself as a new membership-only company that promises to "shave time, shave money" by shipping you an order of razors every month without all of the pricey Mach3-Quattro-esque hoopla. According
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Hummingbird Snoring Please observe this darling little Peruvian hummingbird, called an Amethyst-throated Sunangel (Heliangelus amethysticollis), and listen to it snore. Ahhh. For more fun from the same videographer, please see this darling baby swallow-tailed nightjar.
Arts & Entertainment For You, A Frank Chu Valentine Two blasts from the past to lighten your day, let Frank Chu and The Simpsons ease you into a more festive Valentine's Eve with this mashup care of Brody Qat. She uses one
Arts & Entertainment Behold: Bill Murray Golfing In A Camouflage Ghillie Suit The fashion reports from Pebble Beach keep rolling in. First it was San Francisco Giants pitcher Matt Cain stepping out in argyle with the Giants broadcast team and now we have 2012 Bill
Arts & Entertainment It's On: Mission Bicycle Slams Noe Valley Via Faux Bike For Kids Mission Bicycle recently unveiled via Facebook a bicycle for children named after the area's neighboring 'hood, Noe Valley (a neighborhood stereotypically teeming with families and lesbians and lesbians with families) called "The Noe.
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Review: The Bacon Shake By Jack In The Box Wow. That was horrific. Don't get us wrong: We are not (that much of) a food snob, one who loudly sings the praises of "The Laundry," the latest obscure Mission District restaurant, or,
Arts & Entertainment Video: Paul Rudd Tells You Why Guys Like Boobs, Gives Dating Advice You can keep your Channing Goslings, Hollywood. We would be more than happy to spend the rest of our life only watching movies that feature Paul Rudd as the romantic lead. Or as
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Zip Line Bulldog Might Be Cutest Thing Ever SFist contributor Jerry James Stone brings us this eeee!-inducing clip of a bulldog riding a zip line in Costa Rica. Youtube user Garzilly, who shot the video, explains: "I filmed this in
