We came across this large poster-board note atop a car at Congo and Mangels in Glen Park. It seems that the driver of this vehicle has had quite enough of getting their side view mirror ripped off by careless drivers using the narrow street, so they left this very large, very curt note. But wait, there's more....

They also penned a message on the reverse side demanding damages for said car mirror, attorney's fees, and — why not? — jail time for the hit-run suspect. Behold:


(Brock Keeling/SFist)