Arts & Entertainment Tim Lincecum To Replace Brian Wilson In Your Lawn Gnome Bullpen Now that Brian Wilson sports American flag mantanks and plays for Dodger Blue (alas), it's time to replace his diminutive likeness in your lineup of San Francisco Giants promotional items. Enter the Tim
SF News Brian Wilson: 'F**king Excited' To Be A Dodger Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Lost soul Brian Wilson, who signed a $1 million/1-year deal to play for Los Angeles earlier this week, spoke to paparazzi on Wednesday to express
SF News Brian Wilson Will Play For Rival Dodgers We're getting word from the Mercury News that Brian Wilson will play for the Los Angeles Dodgers. The noted closer, who took center stage when the Giants won the World Series in 2010,
Arts & Entertainment President Obama Finally Addresses Alleged Torture (Of S.F. Giants Fans) Fans of the San Francisco Giants love to talk about their frustrating relationship with our home team as "torture." It would be cliché if only it weren't true. But you know who hasn't
SF News The Beanstalk: Last. Place. (By e.Chang) The Week That Was: Won 1, lost 3 against the Reds. Won 0, lost 3 against the Cubs. 46-58 for the season; last place in the NL West. The Week
Arts & Entertainment The Beanstalk: The Halfway Point (By e.Chang) The Week That Was: Won 2, lost 1 against the Diamondbacks. 45-52 for the season; 4th place in the NL West, 5.5 games out. The Week That Will Be:
SF News Gull-Hunting Falcon Apparently Not A Good Solution To AT&T Park Seagull Problem The ravenous seagulls that swarm the outfield bleachers looking for scraps of hot dog buns and tainting their breath with leftover garlic fries are such a fixture at AT&T Park that
Arts & Entertainment Padres Save Face, Beat Giants 10 to 1 In Ongoing Sad Season The Padres may be in last place in the National League West, but the Giants were there just a week ago and only have one more win than they do, putting them in
Arts & Entertainment The Beanstalk: Lincecum's No-Hitter Soothes Terrible Season (By e.Chang) The Week That Was: Won 0, lost 3 against the Mets Won 3, lost 1 against the Padres 47-51 for the season; 4th place in the NL West. The Week
Arts & Entertainment History Made: Tim Lincecum Throws First No-Hitter Although the two-time Cy Young Award winner struggled this season, Tim Lincecum threw his first career no-hitter in San Diego tonight. Striking out 13 in a 9-0 win over the Padres, Lincecum stands
Arts & Entertainment The Scutaro RainGlobe Makes Us Kinda Sad It should have been a great idea. It is a great idea. Take that unforgettable moment last year when the heavens opened and Giants second baseman Marco Scutaro spread his arms wide in
SF News Giants Sink Lower: Chad Gaudin Groped Woman On A Gurney In Vegas How much lower can our beloved San Francisco Giants sink? Much lower, it seems. In addition to a tailspin of a season, Giants pitcher Chad Gaudin (a ginger!) was charged with lewdness after
SF News The Beanstalk: Do You Still Believe In October? (By e.Chang) The Week That Was: Won 0, lost 3 against the Reds. One game postponed. Won 1, lost 2 against the Dodgers. 40-47 for the season, 4th place in the NL
Arts & Entertainment Photos: Diehard Giants Couple Weds Outside AT&T Park Before today's Giants-Dodgers game, this cool couple stood before the eyes of God (and Willie Mays) to wed outside AT&T Park today. The bride wore a lovely gown and carried a
SF News The Beanstalk: Fourth Place? Fourth Place (By e.Chang) The Week That Was: Won 0, lost 3 against the Dodgers. Won 1, lost 2 against the Rockies. The Week That Will Be: Mon: Cincinnati against the Reds Tue: Cincinnati
Arts & Entertainment The Beanstalk: Heading To L.A. (By e.Chang) The Week That Was: Won 2, lost 1 against the Padres. Won 1, lost 3 against the Marlins. 38-37 for the season; 2nd place in the NL West. The Week
Arts & Entertainment Hanging Out At The Giants' Native American Night (By Angela Zimmerman) Tuesday was Native American Heritage Night at the Park -- a great night to be at a game, really. Fans who bundled up against winds whipping off the Bay saw
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink 10 Arrested in Giants Concession Worker's Strike The wage dispute between Local 2 and AT&T Park's concessionaire and Centerplate boiled over again yesterday as concession workers again went on strike. Between 300 and 400 protesters gathered outside the
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Concession Workers Protest At AT&T Tonight; Bring Your Own Food, Fans The concession workers at AT&T Park will protest again today. Why? Well, it's all a part of the wage dispute between Local 2 and the ballpark's concessionaire and Centerplate regarding wage
Arts & Entertainment The Beanstalk: 1.5 Games Away (By e.Chang) The Week That Was: Won 1, lost 2 against the Pirates. Won 1, lost 2 against the Braves. 35-33 for the season; 3rd place in the NL West. The Week
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Sergio Romo's 'Illegal' Ice Cream Three Twins Ice Cream dances perilously close to the edge of Ben & Jerry's stargazing with the addition an ice cream churned and branded in honor noted closer Sergio Romo. It's called Sergio
Arts & Entertainment The Beanstalk: On The Road (By e.Chang) The Week That Was: Won 1, lost 1 against the Blue Jays. Won 2, lost 1 against the Diamondbacks. 33-29 for the season; tied for 2nd in the NL West.
SF News Watch Melky Cabrera Get Booed, Heckled At AT&T Park After getting dropped by the Giants for using illegal substances during the 2012 season -- and then subsequently lying about how he received his World Series ring -- Melky Cabrera was (justly? let's
Arts & Entertainment The Beanstalk: Is Lincecum Done? (By e.Chang) The Week That Was: Won 1, lost 3 against the A's. Won 1, lost 2 against the Cardinals. 30-27 for the season; tied for 2nd in the NL West. The
