SF News Beards May Get Less Fashionable After CDC Warning Beware, all beardy bros and hirsute daddies! An odd but relevant CDC guide has been making the rounds as the agency prepares the nation for deep coronavirus pandemic panic, and it says your beards have to go.
Arts & Entertainment Video: How Mr. Incredibeard Sculpts His Dinosaur Facial Hair The man with the protean facial hair, Mr. Incredibeard, has graced us/weirded us out slightly with a recent how-to video. It's also a timelapse because it looks like this thing took forever.
Arts & Entertainment The Growth Of Mr. Incredibeard, Instagram Facial Hair Sculptor Though perhaps it dates back to Monty Python, "Lumbersexuality" — the media moniker for recent trends in male style like pronounced facial hair — has existed since at least 2012. The evidence is Mr. Incredibeard,
SF News Dudes Now Paying For Beard Implants Are you a male urban freelancer/professional with $7,000 to burn, an endless capacity for dressing hiply, and an inability to grow a proper, manly beard? Stop your fretting! Plastic surgeons are
SF News Man Throws Spear At Moving Vehicle, Poses For Primitive Mugshot 56-Year-Old Jeffrey Jones (pictured) of Sacramento was arrested earlier this week after he tried to hunt a moving vehicle with a spear. Judging by his Encino Man mugshot, the suspect may have mistaken
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Yeasty Brewmaster's Beard Used To Brew Oregon Beer A brewery in Oregon is brewing a beer using wild yeast harvested from the brewmaster's beard. What a dude thing to do, beer world. Gross. Or is it? The facial hair beer comes
Arts & Entertainment Photo: Brian Wilson Channels Marty McFly With 'Back To The Future' Sneakers, Scooter Stephen Goldblatt snapped this excellent shot of branding and promotional expert Brian Wilson (who also occasionally plays for the San Francisco Giants) en route to AT&T Park on Friday. He's also
misc Touch Brian Wilson's Virtual Beard Some of you might be sick of the beard, and yes, we'd love to see Brian Wilson sans his undoubtedly stinky crumb-catcher once again, but this virtual opportunity to touch Brian Wilson's beard
SF News Brian Wilson Beard Watch: Code Dore-Alley Egad. Brian Wilson, noted San Francisco Giants pitcher and Charlie Sheen sympathizer, sported an increasingly bushy beard over the weekend that is out of control. Just look at it. Look at it! It's
misc McSweeney's Jumps Aboard Brian Wilson Beard Bandwagon With Delightful Results McSweeny's is now selling poster-size versions (11"x17") of this image showing you how to grow Brian Wilson's noted facial hair. They run at $8 a pop. What can you do with it?
misc Pondering the Semiotics of Hipster Beards Like all things hipster, we wondered just how this beard thing works and the meaning of it all. Like, the guy checking IDs at the bar had a very scruffy, mountain man beard
