56-Year-Old Jeffrey Jones (pictured) of Sacramento was arrested earlier this week after he tried to hunt a moving vehicle with a spear. Judging by his Encino Man mugshot, the suspect may have mistaken the car for a buffalo.
Sacramento Police arrested Jones around 7:30 p.m. after he was spotted standing in the middle of the road near the intersection of Auburn Boulevard and Annadale Lane on the northwest side of the city. Jones' hunting grounds were across the street from 83 acres of wilderness in Del Paso Park and just a few hundred yards from Interstate-80, which we've heard is a fertile car hunting ground.
Jones didn't manage to bring down the internal combustion beast with his spear, but he did wound it pretty badly: the spear got stuck in a front fender. Jones was booked for suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon, and we're still not sure if this is actually the plot of a GEICO commercial.