SF News And the Fog Came Rolling In Don't you just love autumn in the city? Today's highs will be in the low 70s.
SF News A New Brand of Canvasser Outside Whole Foods This young lady (the one on the right) was asking for "change for BART" while toting a fetching little purse outside of Whole Foods on 4th and Harrison. (We apologize for the horrendous
misc Listing of the Week: 401 Marietta Drive (Miraloma Park) While cruising down this precious, semi-hidden lane, we happened upon an open house for 401 Marietta Drive. Despite our sweats and sneakers, we decided to go ahead and horrify the realtor by entering
SF News Ew. What’s Up With All That Goo? Residents suspect some sort of oil spill as being the culprit. The city, surprise surprise, hasn’t been all that helpful. Samples were taken months ago by the city, but residents have yet
misc Got $9.8 Million to Spare? Not expensive enough for you? Coldwell Banker lists another 94123 gem at 2090 Vallejo Street for a mere $15,250,000 – Peanuts, really, when you consider such accoutrements as a butler’s pantry
Arts & Entertainment Lion House Reopens Today -- Hooray! Look how cute and cuddly these guy are. We’re sure these African lions think what Tatiana, the Siberian tigress did was totally déclassé. If you’re still suffering from PTSD after nine
Arts & Entertainment SF to Represent at the Emmy Awards Wait, what? The San Francisco cast of Jersey Boys is performing at the Emmys? Whoop-dee-do. How are we supposed to get excited about that? Sorry to be a tease, but we do have
misc Giraffe Dies in Vallejo RIP Makonnen Now this is an RIP we’re real sad to be writing. 2-year old Makonnen, a giraffe at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom in Vallejo died early this morning in a barn
SF News Crank 911 Calls The man, known as “Nomar” has made around 2,000 calls to 911 since March. Calls, it seems, are made in San Francisco, but are about incidents in Vallejo. These faux-mergencies include suicide
Arts & Entertainment Stuck Truck in Sunnyside For the two or three of you out there who might be driving through the Sunnyside this afternoon/evening, be sure to avoid the intersection of Congo and Mangels. It looks like this
misc "Whore Alert" on MySpace You see, links like this serve one purpose. Even though we know that the internet is primarily for porn and reading SFist, there are evil people out there who want to steal your
SF News NextBus, NextMus-tache What we find especially amusing about this defaced photo is that when Selma Blair recently admitted her flaws to the public, she mentioned bleaching. Blair confessed the following to UK mag, Dazed and
SF News Queen of Mean Leaves $12 Million to Trouble Leona Helmsley left $12 Million to her adorable pooch, Trouble (cute name). However, two of her four grandchildren get nada. Sounds like the Queen of Mean is still working her evil magic from
Arts & Entertainment Time to Double Check DVR Lineup This is all on KPIX tomorrow (8/30), kids. If you're excited about the big game between the 49ers and the Chargers, that all gets under way at 7 p.m. Go 49ers!
SF News Shark Attack in Monterey It's been a busy day in the Bay Area. We guess that JAWS was feeling a little bit left out of all the action and thought today might be a good day to
SF News Safeway Sends Whistleblowers to Ghetto Graveyard? A Safeway insider has tipped us off to a serious and highly volatile issue that has transpired in recent days among Safeway employees, their union, and Safeway management. Word on the street is
Arts & Entertainment Nanoo Nanoo - We're Being Invaded So grab your Reeses Pieces and your aluminum foil cone hats (we love you, Joaquin!) and head on out for some crop-circling fun in San Jose (where else?). P.S. We hear Gary
SF News 20,000 Doses of GHB, Oh My The GHB, worth around $400,000 (wow) is now being analyzed to determine its origin. Huh. Science is way more advanced than we realized. Our old roommate used to make the stuff at
Arts & Entertainment CA NOW Fed Up With Dick NOW is responding to Dick’s tirades against Jen from a few weeks ago. Dick showered a mélange of offensive words at Jen, including, but not limited to; bitch, cunt, whore, and crusty
SF News Look Out Belooooooow! The mother of the boy described the unexpected disturbance as “a big old boom.” See, this is sounding more and more like a party to us. Police show up and there's a massive
misc New Penguins at the Zoo By the handsome looks of these birds, it’s no wonder that Penguin Island has the highest success rate of captive breeding. The 200-foot pool may not be as spacious as the original
SF News R.I.P. Queen of Mean Although the billionaire hotelier once allegedly (the help is never a reliable source) uttered the words "only the little people pay taxes," Leona Helmsley today paid her biggest tax bill of all, breathing
