This young lady (the one on the right) was asking for "change for BART" while toting a fetching little purse outside of Whole Foods on 4th and Harrison. (We apologize for the horrendous quality of the photo, but since this gal will probably be powering up her fancy new iMac later this evening and logging onto SFist, we're sure she'll be grateful that our cell phone takes the crappiest pictures ever!)

We're used to being harassed outside of Whole Foods, but by Greenpeace and other hug-a-tree canvassers, not "homeless" 21-year-olds who spend so much $ on their hipster outfits at Jeremy's that they run out of the money they need to get back to Berkeley.

We're also accustomed to being harassed inside of Whole Foods, when we're asked, "Are you sure?" when we choose the bag credit over the charity token. The only time this question (Hey, didn't you ask us if we wanted credit or a token?) doesn't bug us is when we're lucky enough to be in Phil's lane. Phil can do no wrong.

This chick, however, needs to lose the purse and the cutesy green-and-black striped dress/white tube sock combo and smudge some dog poo on her face before we're ever going to give her any change for BART.