Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight MUSIC: Adam Stephens and Tyson Vogel make up Two Gallants. They perform for free over in the East Bay. Do check them out. But be warned: their fans are rabid ones. (Note: Yes,
SF News Power Outage? Hey, the power is out in parts of downtown, Mission Bay, and South Park. (SFist HQ, located near South Park, is fine and brimming with virile energy. Because we are just that awesome.
SF News VP IS YR MOM KTXBAI! Barack Obama has decided on a running mate! Who is it? Dunno. All we know is that it is someone (probably with a penis) who is "independent and would challenge him in the
SF News Newsom Throws Party at DNC, Sponsors Called Into Question Current San Francisco Mayor, possible future Governor of California, and still-lost-inside-Siebel's-sugar-walls honeymooner Gavin Newsom is throwing some sort of party at the Denver Democratic National Convention. It's cloyingly called Unconventional 08, molded for
misc Pierre the Rapist Caught Pierre Anton, of France, was arrested last night in connection with the brutal rape of a local woman along the San Lorenzo River early Saturday morning. In the states via a non-profit organization
SF News Access to San Francisco's Only In-N-Out To Get Easier Did you know that the city of San Francisco has a popular destination called Fisherman's Wharf? It's true. It's that siren song of crap food and even crappier fun next the city's only
SF News Former Raider and NFL Union Head Gene Upshaw Dies Oakland Raiders Hall of Fame guard and union leader Gene Upshaw died last night at his Lake Tahoe home. He was 63. Having been diagnosed last Satuday with pancreatic cancer, the death comes
SF News Vandalism Report Card: Breasts, Eyes Snapped up by Octoferret, this bit of amber graffiti is also a spooky optical illusion! GRADE: B-
misc Major Muni Accident at Third and Evans T-Third Line affected, two hour delays on inbound trains. Third Street is closed at Fairfax. Several people are injured. More to come! Yay, Muni!
SF News Photo du Jour 203 Photo by orangeexposure Party crasher busted. Heh. Orange Photography has an entire section devoted to stealing the souls of people who crash swank SF parties. Check out their hungry mugs here. You know,
SF News District 3 Debate Live Check out former SFist Editor Eve Batey's amusing tweets on the D3 debate happening...well, right now! Go here for the controlled chaos. Wee!
SF News Day Around the Bay Who is "this guy" here? [Chad Fox] Solar neckties: Y/N? [SFBG] Yelp employee's girlfriend sticks up for Yelp. [EyeOnBlogs] Zuni's NectarineGate explained. [Eater] Temporary sales tax hike = what? [SFGate] No pooping on
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight FILM: Did you know that Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope? Find out why at tonight's screening of Valley of the Dolls (1967), featuring Patty Duke, Sharon Tate, and Susan Hayward. 7
SF News The Associated Press Hates Joe Lieberman Heh. Words are punny. That said, any guesses on the mystical, magical Obama's up and coming VP prick?
SF News Redtap Internet Cafe Posts New Recession Schedule Hours Best viewed while listening to the theme from Cymbalta. (Mission Mission, via Alexandra)
SF News N-Judah Hits Woman on Moped A little before 9 a.m. an N-Judah hit and injured a woman riding on a moped in the Sunset district. The accident, according to KCBS, happened at Judah and 30th. The woman
misc Photo du Jour 202 The Judge & the General's Elizabeth Farnsworth, Patricio Lanfranco, & Chilean Judge Juan Guzmán. Read, see, and hear all about it here and here and here and here.
SF News Another (Dead?) <del>Manta</del> Ray SFist reader Molly took these shots of another (presumably dead) ray thingy over on Powell between Geary and O'Farrell. She tells us: It was just lying in the back of a pickup truck
SF News "Santa Cruz Police Seek Rape Suspect; May Be French" (A fun headline, yes?) Two people interrupted a rape in progress in Santa Cruz near the river levee last Saturday afternoon. The assailant -- who used a French passport to enter Rosie McCann's,
SF News What's Going On Here, Taxi-Cyclist Collision? Taxi-cyclist collision happened late this afternoon at Seventh and Market strreets. According to Jameth, the "guy on the bike is screaming and holding his arm and limping." Quick, let's place blame willy-nilly before
misc Film du Jour: Albino Alligator Arrives at California Academy of Science Did you climb up on your chair? We did. The above footage was taken today at the CAS, which opens at the end of September. Here's just a taste of what they'll have
SF News Top Chefs Tell All Tomorrow Night The Commonwealth Club of San Francisco, as most of you know, host some amazing speakers. Nothing new, right? But tomorrow night's gathering is, as they say, not to be missed. Tomorrow night, you
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight FILM: Bring your barbiturates and melancholy to the Castro Theatre screens two of Marilyn Monroe's finest . Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) - the story of two showgirls, Monroe and Jane Russell, singing very gay
misc Pee Here? Melissa Griffin of Sweet Melissa just sent us this bit of whimsy she found at Market between 10th and 11th. Hope she watched her step. What is...yeah, we really have nothing to
SF News Castro Gays to Tourists: Wah, Stop Gawking Have you noticed an overabundance of worried, clustered, fannypack-sporting heterosexuals roaming the Castro? Yeah, that's not the crystal talking, boys. It seems, according to C.W. Nevius, "large tour buses have begun to
