Barack Obama has decided on a running mate! Who is it? Dunno. All we know is that it is someone (probably with a penis) who is "independent and would challenge him in the White House...prepared to be president and would help him strengthen the economy." (Santa Claus!) Oh, and he'll let the world know first via text message. According to CBS 5, "Obama is planning to [let y'all know who is VP pick is] in a text message to supporters sometime before Saturday afternoon, when he's scheduled to appear with his pick in Illinois." So modern.
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