SF News Battlestar Galactica Cleanses Itself of Homosexual Character We have to admit that we've strayed from Battlestar Galactica in recent years. (Due in part to it having neither "Bad Girls" nor "Rock of Love" in the show's title.) But a few
SF News Toilet Torcher Claims #22 If we may get all TV Guide you for a second: Cheers, SF Weekly, for reporting on the Toilet Torcher's illuminating crime wave. You have proven a formidable journalistic force when it comes
SF News Bree, Let Us Take You Out and Show You the Real SF Even when obvious troll is obvious, readers still wring their hands and pull their hair. Take, for example, brilliant Curbed commenter "Bree" from OC. See, Bree, who is the unofficial mascot of SFist
SF News Public Masturbator Sought South SF police are on the hunt for a man who allegedly masturbated in front of a woman as she walked her dogs on the Centennial Way Trail between South Spruce and Tanforan
SF News Photos: Chinese New Year's Parade, 2/8 Braving the rain (which cleared just in time) and visions of Miley Cyrus doing the "ching chong" face, The Year of the Ox was announced in glorious fashion on Sunday. The Chinese New
SF News Sully and Crew Given Keys to NYC Danville's Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger tells Katie Couric in an interview with 60 Minutes that the sound of the "geese hitting the plane and the smell of burning poultry entering the cabin was
SF News San Jose to do Away with Yellow Lights A staple of San Jose aesthetics, yellow sodium lights might soon become a thing of the past. According to the Mercury News, "the city is looking to replace its 62,000 streetlights with
SF News Stephen Fowler, "Worst Husband in the World" Wow, what dicks. And not in a good way. Nasty Now Valley millionaires Stephen Fowler and his wife, venture capitalist and "certified hypnotherapist / life coach" Renee Stephens, proved themselves just trashy enough to
SF News Brazen Afternoon Murder at Eddy & Laguna Myron Edward was shot and killed at 3pm yesterday at the intersection of Eddy and Laguna in the Western Addition. Edward was transferred to a local hospital where he later died. As of
misc Week Around the Ists Torontoist discovered the ultimate backyard hockey rink. DCist couldn't believe the Old Georgetown Board rejected the design for the District's first Apple Store for a fourth time. Gothamist thought it was Twilight Zone
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight CLUB: Be prepared to mix vodka and dairy (bleech!) while celebrating one of the Coen brothers biggest hits at the Big Lebowski Party, which boasts White Russians, ferrets, beach bonfire trampoline action, mini
SF News Chronicle Refuses to use Digital Communication, Prefers Phone Seeing as how the entire American Apparel-on-Valencia brouhaha was traffic gold -- and the Gate/Chron is on no financial position to turn down traffic -- it seemed like writing about the AA
SF News Johannes Mehserle Released fom Jail Johannes Mehserle, the BART officer who shot and killed Oscar Grant on New Year's Day, was released from jail late this afternoon on bond. He had been at the Santa Rita Jail in
SF News BART Delays After an eastbound train rammed into "an object" in the Transbay Tube this afternoon, riders can expect delays of "at least 35 minutes." Trains are running on a single track through the tube,
SF News Chronicle Fails to Report on 'Fun' American Apparel Planning Meeting Seeing as how the American Apparel-on-Valencia Street nonsense has captivated many San Franciscans -- look no further than the hair-pulling going on in SFist's comments to see the popularity of this strange story
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight MUSIC: After being nominated for two Grammy and giving a legendary performance in Hair, Oakland-born, neo-soul icon Ledisi returns to the Bay Area. Cross your fingers that she sings "White Boys / Black Boys.
SF News Job Losses Largest Decline Since 1974 More grim news from the employed sector. According to the Chronicle (not AP!?), "January's payroll job losses were the steepest one-month decline since the end of 1974 when the nation was battling another
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink MSM Continues Its Assault on Peanut Butter While we can forgive the French for not enjoying the smooth, sightly sweet-n-salty, nutty, near-perfect taste of peanut butter (beurre de cacahuète translates directly as "testicle butter"), we cannot forgive the media for
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink SFist Interviews: Elizabeth Falkner by Tiffany Maleshefski 2008 was a tough year for pastry chef superstar Elizabeth Falkner. Citizen Cupcake, the small cafe located on the third floor of the Virgin Megastore closed. Meanwhile, Orson, her highly
SF News 2 Firefighters Remain Hospitalized Two of the xix SF firefighters that were injured in an early morning fire in the Portola District yesterday remain in the hospital this morning. According to SF Fire Lt. Mindy Talmadge, "Lieutenant
SF News Nob Hill Gazette Releases Annual Singles List Society rag Nob Hill Gazette -- who, sadly, let the divine Catherine Bigelow slip through their fingers last year -- came out with its annual list of coke heads and homosexuals. And at
