SF News Day Around the Bay Get well, Joe Martinez. [SFGate] Jesus was murdered today. [ABC 7, Valleywag] KFC helps fix Bay Area potholes. [KNTV] Lohan's ex-lover Samantha Ronson. Spinning at Slide. Trash. [Eye On Blogs] Moon over Noe
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight MUSIC: Gui Boratto, Hatchback, Broker/Dealer are playing down in SOMA tonight. They play, like, pop music. Or house. Or rock music. Or something. You can read more about them in detail, right
SF News Rachel Maddow Wants You to Go Teabagging Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy Not sure if this would be Maddow's bag, per se; but since Sacramento plans on having a teabagging party, San
SF News Yelp Increases the Drama, Allows Businesses to Respond In what could be the most drama-inducing move to hit the internet in ages -- God willing -- Yelp has agreed to let businesses respond publicly to customers' critiques. Possibly in an effort
Arts & Entertainment The 4th Annual Bad Bunny Pub Hop What better way to celebrate Good Friday than be getting good and smashed. And tonight's fourth annual Easter themed bar crawl, the Bad Bunny Bar Crawl, will do the trick. While you should
SF News Photo du Jour 383 Eggs! Pretty eggs! Remember, there's a lot going on this weekend to celebrate Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ's alleged return FROM THE GRAVE: Bay Area Easter egg hunts; the Sisters of Perpetual
SF News Downtown SF BofA Robbed Maybe this morning's helicopters weren't just for the next exciting episode of Trauma? According to San Francisco Business Times, the Bank of America at Market and New Montgomery was robbed. "As helicopters circled
SF News Day Around the Bay Happy 25th to the perpetually awesome Leah Garchik! [Chronicle] Yelp to allow businesses to comment publicly on their reviews. [CBS 5] The ’00s rule. Period. [Mission Mission] Alleged activist throws pain at BART
SF News UPDATE: Why Is There a Helicopter Hovering Above SOMA / Downtown? Assuming no one mixed speed into our Earl Grey tea, there has been a helicopter hovering the downtown / SOMA / Lower Rincon Hill area all morning. It's low and it's slow. Anyone know why?
SF News Oregon Criminalizes Unspeakable Act Sad news, nonconsensual bukkake aficionados. In one of the shortest debates to occur in the Oregon House, a specific type of gang initiation was called into question this week. A proposed new law
Arts & Entertainment SFist Reviews: Vetiver @ Great American Music Hall by Moses Namkung While Vetiveris a perennial grass of the Poaceae family, native to India, and is also a magical hedge against erosion, in these here parts Vetiver is better known as that
misc What's Going On Here, Scene of the Accident? Scene from some sort of accident last night. Exciting stuff, folks. Any idea what happened?
SF News North Beach Strip Club Plays Host to Drive-by Shooting An employee and a customer were wounded this morning after a shooting outside a North Beach strip club. The incident happened just after 1 a.m. outside Broadway Showgirls located at 412 Broadway,
SF News Phil Bronstein Vists The Colbert Report Let's face it: The Daily Show blows now, and not in a good way. Comedy Central's fake news has turned into The Capitol Steps for Baby Boomers and Gen Xers. It's the kind
SF News Phone Outage Affects Santa Clara and Santa Cruz Counties Thousands of Santa Clara, San Benito, and Santa Cruz county residents are currently without phone service this morning. They can't even call 911 in case of an emergency. Why? Because of an old,
misc Bumblebee Strikes SF Bumblebee, a Los Angeles-based artist, has been turning abandoned telephone booths into works of art. After a recent trip to San Francisco, he struck one booth on Minna, above. Here's how Bumblebee explains
SF News Online Date Leads to Violence Three Hayward residents (of course) are sitting in jail facing attempted murder charges after kidnapping and beating a man they met online. The 22-year-old unidentified victim, a San Jose man, had "gone to
SF News Day Around the Bay Psst, here's some footage from last night's surprise Green Day show at the Independent. [Eye On Blogs] Killing JROTC. [SF Weekly] UC Santa Cruz to dump their questionable Community Studies department. [CBS 5/
SF News 311 = $1.96? Well, this is some surprising news. Word has it that whenever you make a Muni-related call to SF service number 311, that call costs Muni around two dollars. No, seriously. During today's Dufty-driven
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight CLUB: As mentioned here and here, tonight's is Broke-Ass Stuart's Fuck the Recession Party. A keg of beer will be given away, and SF Indie Mart will silkscreen any T-shirt you bring --
SF News Anti-Gay Ad Auditions Uncovered Sure, it's preposterous. Amazing in its unbelievability. But the National Organization for Marriage (a truly vile organization) is something to take notice of, because people believe this shit -- powerful people; people you
SF News Bevan, Buses, and SFPD B.S. Back in March, SF Supervisor Bevan Dufty (who, if casual rumors come to fruition, might be your next candidate fr mayor) was up in arms, and rightfully so. Why? Because he demanded to
SF News Bay Bridge Shutdown Over Labor Day Weekend The Bay Bridge will close down over the Labor Day weekend. Again. CalTrans announced today that they will shutdown the bridge across the bay in both directions on Friday night, Sept. 4, until
SF News <em>SF Chronicle</em>'s Zachary Coile Announced as Boxer Communications Director Proving that there's life after print publishing, former San Francisco Chronicle’s Washington Bureau reporter Zachary Coile will join Sen. Barbara Boxer’s Washington office. Coile will be her new Communications Director, overseeing
misc Photo du Jour 382 Finding peace in the Middle East, one Potrero Hill Whole Foods men's room diaper changing station at a time.