MUSIC: Gui Boratto, Hatchback, Broker/Dealer are playing down in SOMA tonight. They play, like, pop music. Or house. Or rock music. Or something. You can read more about them in detail, right here. What we do that is that the venue, Paradise Lounge, is awesome. They have Axe Body Spray in the bathrooms. For free!

10 p.m. // Paradise Lounge (1501 Folsom) // $13

CLUB: Hipsters and Marina girls, it seems, have taken over the Polk. So, in an effort to scare them off, the fine folks over at The Cinch will hold the second annual "Watersports and Take Back The Polk March Part II!" Basically, everyone will gather at this Polk Street hot spot and get loaded in the name of fun. But the festivities will also serve as a reminder that women should never go to the Cinch, because they take too long using the private bathroom.

9 p.m. // The Cinch (1723 Polk) // free