Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight SIN: Thought masturbation was a biological imperative? Think again. It seems some people (i.e., some women) don't know how to pleasure themselves sexually. So, in an effort to assist ladies and their
SF News Ed Jew Lands 1 More Year In Jail for Perjury After last week's sentencing was postponed due to an ill judge, disgraced former SF Supervisor Ed Jew was sentenced in state court today to an additional year in the pookey "for lying on
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Berkeley Votes to Ban Foie Gras Pro-life zealots on the Berkeley City Council voted Tuesday night to pass a resolution supporting the city's position against the serving the deliciousness known as foie gras. The fattened liver dish, for those
SF News SF Chronicle Unveils New "E-Edition" Prepared to take l'internet by storm, SF Chronicle just unveiled their new "e-edition" (which is sophisticated, high-tech talk for "electronic edition"). What is the "e-edition," you ask? Well, according to the advertisement, it's
misc Inappropriate Attire at Dolores Park Hey, guys, thanks for stopping by our office. We know you have a lot of work this morning, but would you mind stepping inside for a second? This won't take long. Please, have
SF News Yahoo to Slash More Jobs Ailing Sunnyvale-based Yahoo Inc. suffered yet another setback this week after "lackluster' first-quarter results were announced. As a result, anywhere from 600 to 700 jobs will be cut. This makes the company's third
SF News Day Around the Bay The real problem with Muni's new hybrid buses. [Streetsblog] Britney is staying at the Clift Hotel tonight. This is imperative information for you to know. [SF Weekly] Panhandling topless. (NSFW) [Mission Mission] $250,
SF News Ross Mirkarimi Welcomes Baby Boy Eliana Lopez and Ross Mirkarimi are the parents of a baby boy today -- the SF Supervisor's first bundle of fun. A reader (presumably Mirkarimi himself) tips us off, saying, "Eliana Lopez and
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight FILM: Sorry to be coming at you so late with this, readers. But if you can make it at this late hour, here's a real treat for this evening: Persepolis (2007). This animated
misc Real Estate Protip: Confederate Flag Comforter Sells Home If you're not reading Curbed, you're missing out. On a lot. Take, for example, this Bernal Heights home (638 Banks St Unit 638-A) they came across, which is currently on the market. The
SF News Newsom Already Raises $15,000 by 1 p.m. After announcing his bid for candidacy for California Governor this morning, Mayor Gavin Newsom sent this message via Twitter, "We've raised $15,000 online today. Thank you for the support. Help us reach
SF News Man Arrested in Conection with Santa Cruz Mountain Fires Almost a year after the Santa Cruz Mountains were set ablaze, authorities arrested Channing Verden, a contractor hired to clear brush in the mountainous terrain, for arson. According to the Merc, "Verden has
Arts & Entertainment SFist Reviews: Italians Do It Better Showcase - Glass Candy, Desire + Twisted Wires @ Mezzanine by Moses Namkung Sweaty, throbbing dance party until past 1:30am on a Monday night!? Maybe Italians do indeed do it better. Last night at Mezzanine was a showcase of musical acts on
misc Photo du Jour 291 The moment SF Mayor Gavin Newsom pressed "update" to announce his candidacy for Governor of California. What this shot really needs? Crackling green laser beams, complex scientific charts, and test tubes with dry
SF News Giants Slash Ticket Prices The San Francisco Giants just announced that they're reducing ticket prices. Why? Who's to say, exactly. The economy, chronic plague of empty seats at AT&T Park, boredom with baseball; fans realizing
misc What's Going On Here, Windshield at Folsom & 13th? OK. We've seen this windshield sign for the past few months when we pass by Folsom and 13th Streets, which was initially brought to our attention by Examiner columnist Melissa Griffin. But today,
SF News It's Official: Newsom Launches Run for Governor "It"s Official" And so begins San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom's announcement that he will, in fact, run for Governor of California. Which most of you already knew. He announced it over Twitter,
SF News Day Around the Bay This is how a lady should dress during warm weather. [Benny Gold, Mission Mission] Cantu killer (alleged killer, that is) may be tied to young girl's drugging. [CBS 5] Apparently, Huckaby didn't do
SF News Power Outage Hits Laurel Village and Western Addition, Avoid Geary Western Addition and Laurel Village neighborhoods are currently without power. According to reports, "an underground cable between Geary and Baker that shorted out around 12:40, leaving 1,249 customers in the WE
SF News Spare the Air Day Extended Due to today's arguably miserable weather -- 88 degrees in downtown SF as of 2 p.m.! 92 degrees at Mineta San Jose International Airport! SFist Editor's Caramello liquefied beyond recognition! -- today's
SF News Even More Yelp Drama Another day, another bit of Yelp drama for you to chew on. This most recent morsel comes to us care of Timothy Holt, owner of Weird Fish and The Corner, claims he's "done
SF News Glen Park House Wins Some Sort of Award A Glen Park home recently received an award for being so stunning, as well as its own article in the Wall Street Journal. The American Institute of Architects Housing Award, which is handed
misc What's Going On Here, Muni? First, why is the error message so "passive-aggressive"? Also, the error sign was up for at least nine hours without any Muni employee passing by, or at least none caring enough to fix
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight CONCERT: Omar, DJ and promoter of Popscene presents the second annual Italians Do It Better Records. Tonight's showcase will feature performances from Glass Candy (fersh from Coachella), Desire (live debut), Twister Wire, and
