HAPPY HOUR: Dog owners unite! And get drunk! "Doggie Cocktail Hour with the San Francisco SPCA" asks you to "bring your furry friend and have a tail-wagging good time" while you enjoy drinks

CLUB: Soul party featuring electro-brazilian-afro-house-hip-hop, Alemany Farm Funk-raiser, will feature live performances by Be Brown, Brass Liberation Orchestra, and Afrolicious. But more importantly, tonight's proceeds will go to help to FANTASTIC Alemany Farms,

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CLUB: In addition to the N-Judah celebrating its anniversary, another established and much more reliable SF institution is celebrating it's birthday: El Rio. Tonight the popular Outer Mission watering hole will have no

BACON: Yes, we know. For whatever reason we're supposed to hate Pop's, that Mission watering hole of young, coked-up twentysomethings that get us old folks all hopping mad. But if you have to

MUSIC: Winner of last night's Best Experimental Artist" prize at the SF Weekly Music Awards, " neo-vintage, pop raconteur/chanteuse" Uni and her Ukelele strums and sings for your enjoyment in the Mission. Do

MUSIC: The latest (and poppiest) Brit act hits Popscene tonight. The Rumble Strips bring their highly infections music about boys, girls, motorcycles to town tonight. Yeah, the last time you missed a Popscene

MUSIC: Aw, we too remember catching folk/traditional country/jazz/blues chanteuse Jolie Holland at the Rite Spot back in 1999. When we were 14-years-old. But now? She's hitting the floorboards at bigger

Paul Frank want you to register to vote. So much so that they're giving free Budweiser to those of you who head over to their downtown store to do so. This is for

CABARET: Go see Veronica Klaus at Enrico's, will ya? Oh, and don't worry; she doesn't do vaudevillian crap. See, Klaus belts out supple, award-winning, "post-modern" jazz and blues sounds for her adoring masses,

FOOD: Starting today, SOMA restaurant Zaré at Fly Trap will host Meatball Mondays. What is that, exactly? Basically, executive chef Hoss Zaré’s will be making meatballs the size of a large grapefruit,

The employees over at Chronicle Books will hold a bake sale for presidential candidate Barack Obama (aptly titled Bakesale for Barack) over in SoMa this morning. For those of you with low blood-sugar

MUSIC: Artists' Vocal Ensemble (Jonathan Dimmock, Artistic Director) kicks off its '08-'09 with "St. Francis of Assisi : Musings on a New World Order," celebrating the life and works of San Francisco's very own

MUSIC: It's the battle of the surf-rock Santas tonight. First, Santa Cruz band Machete Fight take the stage. (Golldarn hippies!) Then, Santa Barbara's BandPax takes the stage. (Damn yuppies!) The divine DJ Vin

FILM: Jim Henson's merry band of felt stoners take over Dolores Park when The Muppet Movie (1979) screens for free. Bring your favorite beer in a bag, some snacks, a blanket, and enjoy