MUSIC: Danceable pop darlings The Bird and the Bee come to town to celebrate the release of their latest effort, Ray Guns Are Not Just the Future. Obi Beast opens.

8 pm // The Independent (628 Divisadero) // $15

COMEDY: Peter Bartlett, Anita Dreisberg, Nathan Jackson, Nick Leonard, Dana LoVecchio, Maggie Newcomb, Kevin O'Shea, Veronica Porras, and Tony Sparks take the stage in an attempt to make you chortle wildly at Monday Happy Hour Comedy.

7-9 pm // Cafe Royale (800 Post) // free