DARWIN: "If you have "an interest in evolution and drinking," then head over to Valencia Street to celebrate the life, times, education, and effect of Charles Darwin. Tonight's Darwin Day Dive Bar gets a jump start his birthday (Feb. 12) festivities. with drinking, music, and nerd version of the "Telephone" game. . Be sure to "bring along your favorite science books and paraphernalia." Oh, and have fun burning in hell for all eternity, sinners. (Also, Chasing Beetles, Finding Darwin airs on KQED, channel 9, at 7:30 p.m. tonight.)

6 p.m. // Latin American Club (3286 22nd Street) // free

FILM: Kate Winslet runs around with Manic Panic'd hair in the heartbreaking classic Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004), featuring a zany-free Jim Carrey as her distant love interest.

7 pm & 9:20 pm // Red Vic () // $8.50