SF News PLEASE Let's Stop Talking Sh*t About SF's 'Poop Problem' San Francisco's "poop problem" has become the conversation topic we can't stop stepping in. Yes, it's real, both anecdotally and by the numbers. Everyone has covered it, and now it's become the social-media-clickbaitiest
SF News Basement Of Ruby Skye And Slide Flooded With Raw Sewage, Ex-Employee Claims In Video [Updated] Warning: Don't watch the above video if you're eating as it contains shaky, but visible footage of poop leaking from a pipe at what an ex-employee at Ruby Skye and Slide claims to
SF News New Feces Map Helps City Launch Mobile Toilet Brigade In Tenderloin The Chronicle simply loves to cover the poop beat. After giving us a bunch of handy street-feces statistics back in May, they're back today with a new human-feces map of the Tenderloin that
Arts & Entertainment Fecal Matter Matters: 'Poop Is Art And Vice Versa' At Public Works According to Freud, a child's delight in defecation (i.e., abjection) stems from his or her pleasure in creating something of his or her own. And while our personal beliefs in postmodernist revisions
Arts & Entertainment Video: Bird Poops On Fox Anchor During World Series Report McCovey Cove outside AT&T Park is full of seagulls flying high above. Seagulls with full bellies waiting to take acrobatic craps. However, FOX40 Sacramento anchor Paul Robins might not have been
SF News Sheer Volume Of Excrement In Machinery Breaking BART Escalators What in the?! Who is defecating with such frequency on our BART station escalators that, after it oozes down and gums up the machinery, it is causing them to break? Well, according to
SF News 'Stinky' Sewage Spill At 17th & Folsom A sewage spill blanketed the inner Mission with a faint sent of fecal matter this morning. Pipes overflowed due to last night's rain. Ew. Gross. According to KRON 4 Morning News, the scene
Arts & Entertainment Wipe Yourself Clean With Toilet Paper Made From Your Least Favorite Twitter Feeds Behold Shitter, the latest entertainment app that will create four rolls of toilet paper out of a chosen Twitter feed. You can choose your own, sure, but that wouldn't be nice. You're a
SF News Mentally Ill Woman Rides Muni To Poop At Nob Hill Bus Stop Today in the local news beat, ABC7's Dan Noyes has uncovered an unfortunate problem plaguing one Nob Hill bus stop: a local woman has been using it as her own public outhouse with
SF News Barf-Worthy Tenderloin Squatters Den Too Disgusting For Canine Unit Cops evicting squatters from an abandoned building on Geary Street earlier this week had to make do without the canine unit after it was, "deemed unsafe due to the large amounts of blood,
SF News Inherit the Waste: SF Courtrooms Flooded With Raw Sewage If you're midway through your lunchtime Lean Cuisine, you might want to wait before reading the following. See, 850 Bryant stank to high heaven on Thursday, and not because of this most recent
SF News Defecation Situation at Chez Newsom A little something to go with your onion bagel and soy latte this morning: SFAppeal and Matier and Ross both have word that someone, well, took a massive crap at Gavin and Jennifer
SF News LoRi Neighborhood Plastered with Dog Poop Flyers Yesterday morning, Lower Rincon Hill -- i.e., more or less everything west of Second Street between Townsend and Harrison, stopping at Fourth Street; and yes huh, it is so a new neighborhood
SF News Toilet Torcher Strikes Again? Maybe because it's Christmas Eve Day so nobody at the SFPD is getting back to us. But we'll just put this out there and perhaps you, dear readers, can confirm? A tipster tells
SF News Toilet Torcher Strikes Again For at the seventh time since November, a port-o-potty was set on fire in San Francisco this morning, according to the fire department. This most recent portable blaze, all of them happening in
SF News Serial port-o-potty arsonist on the loose We'd belying if we said that this budding news story doesn't tickle us. It does. Very much so. See, the SF Port-o-potty Arsonist has struck again. It seems the charred remains (hee!) of
misc "Flea-Filled Armpits" Letter of Canine Fecal Matter Anguish Found on Lombard Found at Lombard at Baker, it pretty much explains itself. Enjoy.
misc Film du Jour: "Pansy" The Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco produced the above Yes on Prop. R ad, which pays homage to Lyndon B Johnson's infamous "Daisy" ad from the 1964 Presidential campaign.
SF News Oh Sh*t! While SFist is much to dainty to post such vile images of something so natural, fearless LiveJournal blogger Jameth isn't. See, ever since he's been working on Stevenson Street a few weeks ago,
SF News New Grease-to-Biodiesel Facility Located at the Future Site of the George W. Bush Sewage Plant? You know how we all planned on sticking to our leader, George W. Bush, by renaming the Oceanside Wastewater Treatment Facility the George W. Bush Sewage Plant? Well, today Gavin Newsom "announced the
misc Your Little Lhasa Apso Is Going Down Does this mean Oh noes! Be careful! We have poison on our grass and don't want your dog to get hurt? Or does it mean, Your dog craps on our lawn, and we're
misc Where Should Dogs Poop, Then? Found somewhere on Church Street, does this sign mean your dog can't release his or her bowels here, or that you must use something to clean up said mess. Is this official-looking sign
SF News SFist Interview: Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco's "T Wayne Pickering" Ever since SFist first reported on the Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco's plan to re-name the Oceanside Wastewater Treatment Facility in honor of our current POTUS, George W. Bush, it has spread--in
SF News Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco Formed to Honor George W. Bush Looking to honor the forty-third President of the United States of America, George W. Bush, the recently formed Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco is looking to change the name of the Oceanside
