Arts & Entertainment Colin Kaepernick's Career With The 49ers Might Be Over Colin Kaepernick's troubled season has come to an end as the 49ers placed him on Injured Reserve, and it could also mean an end to his career with the team. The quarterback might
Arts & Entertainment Photo: Here's What You Do With An Inflatable Penis At A 49ers Game Thanks for fucking us this season @JedYork @49ers pic.twitter.com/GqlIuP0ED0— Ashley ☾ (@trashleyyxo) October 23, 2015 Hey, remember that inflatable penis mentioned in yesterday's Daisy Does The Niners? Well, there it is
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does the Niners: SF's Losing Streak Continues; Giants Defeat 49ers 30-27 by Daisy Barringer The headlines this morning are pretty funny. “49ers Drop Heartbreaker to the Giants,” “49ers, Colin Kapernick Suffer Heartbreak in Meadowlands,” “49ers Lose a Heartbreaker.” Why are they funny, you ask?
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does the Niners: SF Suffers Humiliating 47-7 Loss to Arizona by Daisy Barringer Remember a few weeks ago when the 49ers beat the Vikings 20-3 and we all thought, “Okay, so maybe this season isn’t going to be as much of a
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does The Niners: SF Defense Can’t Stop Steelers in 43-18 Loss When one of my best friends told me she was getting married in Vermont in September, I really wanted to be happy for her. And I was because she’s great and so
SF News Drink Fast! Ban On Booze Sales After Halftime Considered For Levi's Stadium A brutal brawl between 49ers and Vikings fans caught on video following last weekend's game has some Santa Clara City Council members expressing second thoughts about one of Levi's Stadium's biggest revenue streams:
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Arts & Entertainment Ahmad Brooks Makes 49ers Roster Despite Sexual Battery Charge Even after the team sent Ahmad Brooks home after he was hit with charges of sexual battery, the linebacker made the final cut for the 49ers' 53-man roster. On Saturday, each NFL team
SF News 49ers Lose Fight Against Neighboring Kids Soccer League To Pave Over Their Fields In a fight reminiscent of tech bros versus Mission kids, the 49ers lost their fight against the Santa Clara Youth Soccer League and won't be turning their fields into parking lots. At a
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does the Niners: Kaepernick Hands Oakland 24-13 Win by Daisy Barringer First, a word of advice. If you’re hanging out with a boy for the first time, you might think it’s totally okay to invite him to watch the
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does the Niners: Denver Destroys SF 42-17 I think we all knew going into Sunday night's game against the Denver Broncos that the 49ers were going to struggle. Probably, we’d resigned ourselves to a loss, even though that wasn’
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does the Niners: SF Starts Slow, But Gets The Win Against The Rams by Daisy Barringer In any typical situation, the 49ers trailing by 14 points at the end of the first quarter would be a real cause for concern. There would be cussing, hair pulling,
SF News Video Of Levi's Stadium Brawl Shows Niners Fan On Niners Fan Violence Over Open Bathroom Stall Any theories that a brawl in the Levi's Stadium bathroom just before Sunday's San Francisco 49ers/Kansas City Chiefs game had to do with team rivalry will be overturned by the below video
SF News The Fastest Way To Levi's Stadium Is, Probably, By Car (If You Leave Super Early) The 49ers' debut game at Levi's Stadium Sunday, an embarrassing 34-0 loss to the Broncos in 80-degree heat that even took the life of one loyal fan a man who suffered cardiac arrest
SF News First Big Event at Levi's Stadium Creates Total Traffic Clusterf**k San Jose Earthquakes fans became guinea pigs Saturday night in the poorly conceived traffic experiment that is Levi's Stadium. Attendees at the soccer game, the first major event at the stadium, were stuck
SF News Colin Kaepernick Off The Hook For Alleged Miami Incident Well-compensated Niners quarterback Colin Kaepernick will not face any charges related to a suspicious incident that allegedly occurred in Miami back in April. According to the State Attorney's office in Miami-Dade county, there
Arts & Entertainment Video: Forget The Goodyear Blimp, Get An Aerial View Of Levi's Stadium Now Today in aerial videos, we're taking a drone flight over Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara. The stadium literally rolled out the natural grass field last month, along with the bright, Niners-red seating that
Arts & Entertainment What Does Joe Montana Have Against Tony Bennett? Legendary 49ers quarterback Joe Montana does not like San Francisco's unofficial theme song, apparently. The four-time Super Bowl champ spent some time signing autographs for charity this weekend, but he had one very
SF News Kaepernick Confirms 49ers Would Be Cool With Gay Teammate Following on a rumor last week that a San Francisco 49er was set to the come out of the closet very soon, quarterback Colin Kaepernick just made a public statement saying he and
SF News 49ers Owner Says We Can Crucify Player Who Made Homophobic Remarks. OK! Just days after NFL-bound Michael Sam told the world "I am an openly, proud gay man," one local reporter reminded us the trouble the 49ers have run into when attempting to navigate issues
Arts & Entertainment Hero: Rabid 49ers Fan Crashes Seahawks Super Bowl Victory Parade Take that Seahawks were not afraid from you..!!! #Seahawkssucks pic.twitter.com/ArIq4nuW2L— 49er 4 Life (@Supraez) February 5, 2014 This brave soul showed up to today's Seahawks Super Bowl victory parade drenched
Arts & Entertainment Jim Harbaugh's Pants Embroiled In Khaki Marketing Battle The 49ers' season may be over, but speculation over the sartorial choices of coach Jim Harbaugh remains. As anyone who's watched a Niners game in the last three years can attest, Harbaugh favors
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does The Niners: NFC Championship Game Ends In Heartbreak (By Daisy Barringer) I’m not into feelings. I don’t like feeling anger or sadness. Don’t even get me started on disappointment, though it’s often one of the hardest to
Arts & Entertainment Video: Richard Sherman Goes Ballistic On Michael Crabtree After NFC Win After the Seahawks beat the 49ers 23-17 to win the NFC Championship Game, cornerback Richard Sherman went nuts on Michael Crabtree during an interview with Erin Andrews. Why? Something about hurt feelings and
Arts & Entertainment NFC Championship Game: Seattle Ends San Francisco's Super Bowl Run 23-17 If you're everyone else in town, you're watching the NFC Championship game between the San Francisco 49ers and the Seattle Seahawks, but the photographers of the Associated Press are watching it from much