SF News Get Your Own Timely Nancy Pelosi Waterboarding Doll For those of you who still find political satire knee-slappingly hilarious -- i.e., those of you who laugh a bit too loudly at Shakespeare comedy previews at the Embarcadero Cinemas -- you
misc HuffPo's Top Story Domination The brilliant Chloé Harris, freelance writer and former 7x7 editor, explains to us the top stories on Huff Post today: "1) Boobies. 2) Boobies. 3) Boobies. 4) Boobies. 5) Boob." Well done, my
misc <em>Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus</em> Preview Over at Laughing Squid, we came across this delightful preview to Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. The plot line goes like this: "the California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures
Arts & Entertainment Anjelah Johnson, Cobb's Comedy Club, 4/2-4/5 San Jose native and former Raiderette Anjelah Johnson is something of a cult phenomenon. A couple of years ago, the local cheerleader turned stand-up comedian saw her videos "go viral." Big time. Her
misc Film du Jour: Puppy Odysseus Puppies and Homer collide in this downright adorable Cliff Notes version of a Greek classic.
misc Film du Jour: <s>Pie</s> Shaving Cream Fight San Francisco played host to some sort of massive, public pie fight at the Powell Street cable car turnaround last week. Real pie, however, wasn't used. No filling, crust, or whipped cream was
SF News Behold the Yelp Tee Instead of wallowing over a poor Yelp review, the brilliant minds over at Pizzeria Delfina have decided to reclaim, if you will, cranky customer reviews. See, they're having employees wear shirts printed with
misc Camera + Sushi Boat = Fun We know we're piling on the video clips today. Sorry. But since it's a stormy day, we figured why not. Also, some of you might have seen this already. To those of you
SF News Orange County Mayor Sends Out Racist Email Oh, Orange County. We do miss you sometimes. You screamed "treason!" and "unpatriotic!" for the last eight years whenever someone questioned George Bush's leadership. But now you cry "how P.C.!" when people
misc It Not Me, It's You: Post Your Breakup Stories Before we post a few festive Valentine's Day events -- you know, fun ones with other lonely single folks; parties that will, hopefully, keep you from taking the final Nestea plunge over the
misc Film du Jour: No Kittens Were Hurt in the Making of this Clip What all of the venom being spilled in the American Apparel comments -- you guys are surprisingly and unusually upset about this one-off issue -- here's an adorable, tiny, furry button face trying/
SF News LoRi Neighborhood Plastered with Dog Poop Flyers Yesterday morning, Lower Rincon Hill -- i.e., more or less everything west of Second Street between Townsend and Harrison, stopping at Fourth Street; and yes huh, it is so a new neighborhood
Arts & Entertainment Get Ready for Puppy Bowl V This coming Sunday, a group of American football players called the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Arizona Cardinals will come together to have a sporting match entitled Superbowl XLIII. If you will allow SFist
misc Happy Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day Did you know that today is Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day? It is. And whether or not this is a holiday drummed up by the fat cats in the bubble wrap industry, we feel
SF News Alcatraz the New Guantanamo Bay? Still sniveling over losing the election, Republican leaders like House Minority Leader John Boehner are seriously suggesting opening up historical landmark Alcatraz as the new Guantanamo Bay. See, Obama (rightfully) closed down Gitmo,
Arts & Entertainment Film du Jour: First Obama Joke on Comedy Central .cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url('http://www.comedycentral.com/comedycentral/video/assets/syndicated-logo-over.png') !important;}.cc_links a{color:#b9b9b9;text-decoration:none;}.cc_show a{color:#707070;text-decoration:none;}.cc_
misc Stanford Mobile Phone Orchestra Performs "Stairway To Heaven" Stanford Mobile Phone Orchestra Plays Stairway to Heaven from Scott Beale on Vimeo. Scott Beale goes to all of the adorable geeky things we're too agoraphobic to attend. (Unless said events are at
misc Twitter Hackers Brighten Gloomy Monday Morning 4chan's /b/ board, the tasty bowels of the interwebs, are claiming credit for this morning's Twitter account hackings of two of the most importance forces in the universe: Britney Spears and Fox News.
misc Sublime Point/Counterpoint Protest on Homosexual Sex Photo by Ben Golub, found at SFCitizen Well, this is downright adorable. And who is that guy on the left? We would like to marry him.
misc Film du Jour: "Prop 8 - The Musical" See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die Prop 8 bit starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, Margaret Cho, Allison Janney, Maya Rudolph, and more. Oh, and it's good. Real good.
SF News Colbert Relates Prop 8 to Plaxico Burress Shooting .cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url('http://www.comedycentral.com/comedycentral/video/assets/syndicated-logo-over.png') !important;}.cc_links a{color:#b9b9b9;text-decoration:none;}.cc_show a{color:#707070;text-decoration:none;}.cc_
SF News Attention Homosexual Who Wants to Be Miserable, Too "I just had a sargasm." "Obamafont for the win." "Yes marriage is an institution ....it amazes me people actually want to join it!" "{Update: At least this sign calls to attention how ridiculous
misc A Small Christmas List by Evan James When some of us were still young boys but already chronic insomniacs, we began to demonstrate a talent for obsessive list making. While some precocious and intelligent children stayed up
Arts & Entertainment <i>Holy Headshot! A Celebration Of America's Undiscovered Talent</i> Book Release Bash While watching the Real Housewives of Atlanta over the weekend -- trust Cooper and us when we say that NeNe is star of 2008 -- a friend tossed up a copy of Holy
