misc The Truth About 9/11: Cookies Are Delicious "I can't believe no one thought of this before," exclaims Tabitha Russell who snapped this shot at Civic Center Plaza. And it's a great marketing scheme because any (crackpot) theory goes down better
misc Visiting Hippie Author Attacked by Local Hippies at Hippie Convention Humboldt County hippie and author, Lierre Keith, was spattered with delicious cream pies Saturday afternoon as she was speaking at the 15th Annual Bay Area Anarchist Book Fair down at the Cow Palace
misc Meanwhile, In Berkeley... Photo swiped from the greatest nascent site you aren't reading but should, Go Back To Berkeley. Be sure to check it out.
misc What's Going On Here, Sleepyheads? Muni bus stop on mid-Market this afternoon. Photo by Gregory Gaston.
SF News One of the Best Subheadlines You'll Ever Read Plucked from this article in the Chronicle, we look forward to other subheds like "snow cold" and "Earth round."
Arts & Entertainment Conan O'Brien Is Coming! Oh fun. Conan O'Brien is touring and he's bringing his Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour to San Francisco. Described as "a night of music, comedy, hugging, and the occasional awkward
misc Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Husbands and Husbands This cinematic gem came to our attention via the hysterical and hysterically funny Billy Eichner. Made by John Hill and Micah Schraft, this short clip shows a young boy figuring out the very
SF News Woman Tells Off Dave Chappelle, He Responds By Calling Her "Titties" "Real" Oh dear. From the editor's inxbox comes this heated missive over today's 'Photo du Jour' featuring gifted comedian Dave Chappelle. Black Betty writes: I can't believe you have that bigot's picture on your
misc What's Going On Here, Crazy 'Day of Action' Poster? Spotted over at Indybay.org, we have no idea what this poster is trying to tell us -- which is unfortunate since it seems aimed at a far-reaching protest and problem -- but
misc New Slogan for Muni? There's a small but growing Twitter trend in deciding a shiny new slogan for Muni. Does Muni even have a slogan? We don't think so. But it needs one. (If it did have
SF News Sarah Palin Calls Global Warming Studies 'Snake Oil Science' During a rare Northern California appearance on Monday, the increasingly bizarre and camera-whorish Sarah Palin opened her mouth, with self-consciously controversial results. It all happened at a media-banned logging conference in Redding, a
SF News Carly Fiorina's New Attack Ad: Cinematic Effort of Swine, Sheep, Furries So. Has senate candidate Carly Fiorina been hitting the medicinal marijuana brownies a bit too hard as of late? Because we see no other explanation for this epically entertaining attack ad. It's part
SF News John Waters Goes Insane, Admits Love For Muni One of the world's greatest filmmakers and moustache wearers, John Waters, has, by all reasonable accounts, completely lost his mental and emotional clarity. To wit: "People always ask what my favorite thing to
SF News Conan O'Brien Postpones Tonight's SF Appearance For Obvious Reasons Slated to appear at tonight's SF Sketchfest Tribute to Conan O'Brien, the ginger talkshow host has postponed his SF gig: SF Sketchfest's a href="http://www.sfsketchfest.com/schedule/">breaks the bad
misc What's Going On Here, Ken Garcia Stalker? Holy Moses. SF Examiner columnist Ken Garcia has a fan.
misc Afternoon Palate Cleanser: No Pants On BART You've seen the photos. Now see footage of yesterday's "no pants" BART ride.
misc Photo du Jour 543 SFist shared this with you in the past -- because grade school humor is the best kind of humor -- but the "two o'clock titty" always deserves another look. Chortle.
SF News Slow News Day News: Russian Hill Truck SNAFU Oh fun. Late this morning, a big ol'd truck rammed into a telephone pole, sending a gaggle of tourists into a photo-snapping frenzy. Russian Hill Handyman founder Rick Haelig has the details: At
misc What's Going On Here, Marijuana Enthusiast? Just your average man taking his bong out for a stroll on 16th Street in the Mission.
misc A Few of SFist's Favorite Holiday Things Tis the season, folks. Here are a few of SFist's favorite holiday moments. Whether they be food, TV shows, movies or songs, each of these things get us in the holiday mood. And
SF News What's Going On Here, Phil Bronstien? Oh, we see now. It was a mistake -- a horrible, frightening, skull-shatteringly awful mistake. Whew. You scared the holy hell out of us.
misc Afternoon Palate Cleanser: The Greatest Cartoon of All Time Tex Avery - The Car Of Tomorrow We bring you what is, arguably, the greatest cartoon ever made (bonus points for sexist humor!) for two reasons: 1) it's a classic, and 2) we
misc How to Keep Your Car Windows Safe In the Tenderloin Jerry James Stone snapped this image while frolicking in San Francisco's Historic Tenderloin District last night. This sign, it seems, is supposed to keep rapscallions from smashing the vehicle's windows. How very depressing.
misc Map: Another Amusing View of San Francisco We've seen this map of San Francisco make the rounds this morning, which makes sense. It is most amusing. We especially enjoy the "Forests of Mystery," "Streets Upon Streets of Silence," and "You're
