SF News Local Bath Salts Company Has Business Hurt By 'Bath Salts' Craze You've heard about bath salts, obviously. They're so hot right now. Everyone is (talking about) doing them. By "them" we mean the drug known as "bath salts," which in actuality we've never really
SF News Big Cache Of Cocaine Found On SF Cruise Ship Do you understand how much 26 pounds of cocaine is? It's a lot. Like, enough to make the entire city of San Francisco pretty high for at least an evening. Not that we'd
SF News Feds Bust Huge West Coast Drug Ring Your drugs are about to get more expensive! Federal authorities announced the conclusion of a four-year investigation into a large, high-level, West Coast drug-trafficking ring, indicting and arresting 20 people in the Bay
SF News Note To Drug Traffickers: Airport Security Will Probably Find Nine Kilos of Cocaine And Crystal Meth A pair of U.S. citizens arriving at SFO from Mexico on December 29th were busted with $500,000 worth of cocaine and crystal meth in their luggage, thus ensuring at least one
SF News NYE Ruined After Richmond Police Seize Pounds Of Cocaine Dreams of a white Christmas and a cracky new year shattered for a smattering of East Bay addicts after a police raid in the city of Richmond pinched an estimated nine pounds of
SF News San Jose Minivan Buyer Accidentally Purchases $500,000 Worth of Cocaine In San Jose, a suburban psychologist who bought a used Chrysler minivan for $14,000 in cash ended up driving around for 15 months with half a million dollars in Colombian marching powder
SF News Late Night SOMA Crash Leaves Seven Injured, One Paralyzed Last night around 12:30 a.m, a GMC van reportedly traveling at 80 miles per hour through SOMA T-boned a Dodge Charger carrying six unbuckled passengers at the intersection of Tenth and
SF News Media Says It's Time to Stop Doing Cocaine, Everyone You've likely seen or read a news report in recent weeks discussing the issue of "flesh-eating cocaine," and the widespread contamination of the U.S. cocaine supply with an animal de-worming agent called
SF News Mid-Market Beauty School's Crack-Smoking Patio Mid-Market chronicler Bluoz makes a habit of showcasing local drug addicts in the area via his Crackhead of the Day feature. Today's selection was found on back door of the very new Marinello's
SF News Nine People Indicted on Federal Charges for Selling Crack, Coke, Meth in the 'Loin Just when you thought the Tenderloin was a drug free-for-all that law enforcement had given up on... Nine defendants ranging in age from 25 to 63 have been brought up on federal charges
SF News Marijuana Use Rises 8%, Ecstasy Up 37% A new report shows illegal drug use across the country sharply increased last year to the highest rate of the decade. Marijuana legalization proponents point to the 8% rise in pot use as
SF News Crime Lab Should Privatize Crime Lab Work, Says City Controller See what baggie theft can lead to? An irrevocable chain of gruesome events. CBS 5 reports, "A newly released report from the San Francisco City Controller concludes that the SFPD should privatize much
SF News Peter Getty's Late-Night Ramblings On SFist Explained In addition to abuse, indie rock member of the Getty clan, Peter Getty, is being accused of late-night porn viewing parties fueled by piles and piles of cocaine -- at least so says
SF News Crime Lab Technician Madden Says Everyone "Laughed" About Drug Discrepancies According to Deborah Madden's statement to police which ultimately led to her forced resignation and the great shaming of the SFPD, she was only doing what everyone else did, swiping cocaine that was
SF News Gascón Promotes LAPD Buddy to Assistant Chief In the wake of that whole crime lab cocaine brouhaha, SFPD chief George Gascón is shuffling some staff, and promoting his recently hired buddy from L.A., Jeff Godown from commander to assistant
SF News SFPD Waits Two Months to Investigate Lab Tech Accused of Stealing Cocaine In a snafu that has resulted in the dismissal of at least 90 criminal cases so far, new reports reveal that the San Francisco Police department waited two months to launch their investigation
SF News Brown Joins SFPD Into Drug Lab Evidence Tampering Case After allegations popped up that Deborah Madden, a 60-year-old lab technician for the SFPD, stole and used cocaine evidence she was supposed to analyze, Attorney General (and, most likely, the future Governor of
SF News SFPD Drug Technician Accused of Stealing Cocaine Forces Lab's Closure Caught with her hand in the cokie jar, if you will, Deborah Madden, a 60-year-old lab technician who stole and indulged in some of the disco dust she was supposed to analyze, forced
SF News NASA Discovers New Way To Fly High by Amy Crocker A small bag of cocaine was found in space shuttle Discovery's hangar at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. The cocaine was discovered Tuesday outside of a bathroom. "This is
SF News High Percentage of SF Cocaine Cut with Animal Deworming Medication by Jerry James Stone According to San Francisco General Hospital, 90-percent of all patients who've tested positive for cocaine use have also tested positive for the animal deworming drug levamisole. U.S. health
SF News Cocaine Killed Billy Mays Seeing as how he had such a boisterous voice and leap-off-the-screen-like presence, this should come as little surprise. Famed TV pitchman Billy Mays, whose overly-enthusiastic adoration for OxiClean and Orange Glo helped Mays
SF News Cocaine Production Down in Colombia, Up in Bolivia and Peru The U.N. Office of Drugs and Crime is reporting a sharp drop in cocaine production in Colombia -- down 28% in 2008 over the previous year. Apparently the value of the coca
misc Texts From Last Night: The Best of the 415 Because we've developed an addiction to this little site called Texts From Last Night -- to which users submit the funny / insane texts they either sent, or received "last night," identified only by
misc Film du Jour: iSnort This one goes out to SFist commenter mcgordonliddy... Here's another damn application for that damn Apple mobile communication device you all seem to love so damn much. Behold the iSnort. It's like doing
Arts & Entertainment Ju$t Another Rich Kid Unveiling Limited Edition Set of Designer Coke Spoons in SF <strike>Tonight</strike> Next Week It may not be the best moment to be celebrating the blind indulgence of American consumer (and drug) culture, but fashion designer Ken Courtney of Ju$t Another Rich Kid is nonetheless forging
